The only thing remotely close to being as good as bacon.
Dude, did you have sex last night?

No, I had bacon instead, but I wanted sex too.
by catlovingmonkey August 19, 2012
A pumping of the penis into a vagina.
Allie was home alone. She was in her bedroom. She texted her boyfriend Robert to come over she said this night was going to be special! Once Robert arrived, Allie made out with him all the way to her room. They were both getting really turned on. They got naked and Allie saw Robert's 12 inch dick. It was huge!!! Then, Robert started fucking Allie. He made out with her while they fucked. When they were done, they just laid there in the bed and kissed. "I love you," said Robert. Allie said she loved him too. Then, she sucked his dick for an hour.

Soon Robert had to go. "I want you to stay..." Allie whispered to him. "I know. I want to stay too. But I have work." Robert said. Allie kissed him again. "But it can wait," Robert said. And they had sex for the rest of the day.
by Allie and Robert March 27, 2010
is the best known thing on earth.
i had the best sex last night. ohhh yea ggrrr
by the number one hoe October 15, 2008
sex is a wonderful pleasure. Its beuatiful. its hard to explain. how about its when a dickor penis is shoved into the females vagina to make a baby. Really meant for two lovers who really love eachother enough to make something so special. Or two horney assholes who just have sex to be cool.
I totally fucked up jenny
fucked means sex.
It's smurufin'tacular. It is where a man takes his ramalamadindong and puts it in a girl's shalababala. Many things can be used to increase this pleasure: condoms, dildos, and STDs. Usually performed by members of the opposite sex. Usually the end product is a baby and a lifetime commitment.
Sex is awesome and fun.
by Aristotle Mastroianni March 14, 2007
Great pleasure of all between the two genders. A male's penis pleases females alot by sticking there penis in and out of the vagina alot over and over, sticking the testicle into a woman's mouth to suck on, or stick the penis up her ass. For a woman: She lays on a bed etc. and let the men touch anything. Then she would lick the penis giving pleasure. Pleasure is reached when your sex-mate moans. Then both of you would lose your virginity.
The hot, great, sex lasted a dat because Ryan kept sticking his penis up Kathleen's vagina with great pleasure. They moaned alot. Then Kathleen laid spread-eagle on a bea with only her lacy black bra and red panties. Ryan took off evrything on him and her and started licking her breasts, and with his hands he kept tickling her vulva having fun. This was repeated.
by Sexy thing June 04, 2005
This is when the Bear Goes into the dark cave of magical mysteries.
Dude, I put my bear into a cave!" "You mean sex?
by J0hney Ca$h April 09, 2011

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