ARE YOU DEAD. HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT SEX IS.

SHAME SHAME SHAME.
GO HAVE SEX NOW.
by GINGER PUSSY SUCKER DICK CUNT March 15, 2010
When a man shoves his dick in your pussy, ass, or mouth. ;D
a few days ago i was at my friend Gavin's house. he's super hot and i was always into him, but because our parnets are friends, & he insisted that we were just friends, I was allowed to spend the night at his house. it was about 3:00 in the morning when i woke up to a soft moaning noise coming from the couch next to me. i opened my eyes slightly and saw him stroking a massive cock, it must have been at least 8 & 1/2 inches long. i took a deep breath and i could not take my eyes off of it. his eyes opened suddenly and met mine.
all of a sudden he smirked and said: "go ahead touch it. I know you want to. just do it." that was all the invitation i needed. i sat up, leaned over and wrapped my fingers around his thick hard penis. i gave it a tiny squeeze and he leaned his head back and sighed loudly. i slid my hand up the shaft and he groaned. then i leaned forward and licked his head a few times...he gasped, and this time i smirked. i got down on my knees in front of his couch and begin to like my way from top to bottom. i started at his lips and licked and kissed my way down his abs, all the way to the tip of his cock. he moaned loudly the entire time...his parents were in the other room, so i told him "you have to shhhh" with a sexy smile on my face.
i opened my mouth and acted like i was going to suck his dick but then went a farther back and took his testicles in my mouth. he cried out loudly and i came back up and kissed his mouth-hard. i told him, if this was going any further then we had to go in his room, cuz what i was going to do next would make him moan much louder than that. he then proceeded to carry me in his arms back to his room and threw me onto his bed. he climbed up in front of me, completely naked, and offered me that long, hard, dripping wet cock.
i leaned forward, kissed the tip, and took it into my mouth. i rolled my tongue around the tip, all the while tickling and rubbing his balls. i took a tiny quick nibble and he threw his head back and cried out: "ooohhhhh baby dont stop"
i began to bob my head back and forth now, and he moaned and wrapped his fingers and my hair.
"faster babyyy....faster please...ohhh yess. YEAHH" he groaned, and i felt his orgasm coming."i-, I'm cu-...cu-...ohh yess baby, yess caitlin baby your making me cum oh babe YEAH" he groaned in a deep voice. and with that he unleashed his load into my throat. I swallowed it all and sat up and looked at him. I had some of his semen on the cornor of my lips, and before i had the chance to get rid of it he leaned forward and licked it off; lapping around my mouth and then pushing me so i was laying down, and he was on top of me.he shuved his tongue into my mouth, and i sucked and nibbled it, all the while rubbing his still dripping cock. suddenly, he leaned back and grinned.


"Im going to repay you for that."
ecstatic, I sat up and pulled my dress-like t-shirt off, so that when i layed back down, i was wearing nothing but a lacy blue thong.
He reached underneath me, and slowly pulled my thong off. he gently spread my thighs and began to lick their inner. as i sighed with pleasure, he buried his face in my soaking wet, shaved pussy. i cried out as he tongued my dripping hole. he sucked and nibbled my clit and i moaned and clutched my hands in his hair. He resurfaced from in between my legs with some of my juice on his lips, which i immediately kissed and licked off. he kissed my passionately and moved his moth down to my chest, where he sucked my rock hard tits. I couldnt help but scream as he bit and sucked my left nipple gently, with three fingers in my pussy and the fourth rubbing my swollen clit. He removed his fingers, returned his face to my dripping cunt, and licked and sucked his way to my huge orgasm. he lapped up the juices off my pussy then he shoved his tongue in my mouth and i helped him drink my juices. after that we just couldn't handle the excitement, he whispered in my ear. "you okay?" I replied "yeah baby lets go!". i had a ferocious look in my eye which made him moan, i bit my lip then closed my eyes, and before i could open them i had already felt his hard cock in my steaming pussy, throbbing wildly. he was pushing so hard yet so slow, and i felt him deep, deep down inside me. i was moaning quietly until he started stabbing my pussy with his cock, then i was screaming in a pillow. i sighed, "gimme more! please more!" then he took his cock out and i asked "why'd you stop?" he replied "turn around". So i did just that. once i was laying on my stomach i turned my head to ask why but he was already about to ram his cock in my ass. "oh god, oh god, yess baby mmmm!" i said. I saw he was working up a sweat so after a few more minutes i took his dick out of my pussy, threw him down, got on top of him and grinding his cock in my wet hole. he grabbed onto my ass and said "oh jeez ohh!" he threw his head back in pleasure and exclaimed, "I'm going to cum! Wh...Where do you want it baby?" i said in a fierce sexy voice, "i want your cum inside me baby please!" "damn your sexy, babe mmmm" he said.

"OHHH!" we both screamed as we reached orgasm at the same time. i felt his warm juices inside me. he took his cock out and i licked off our juices. we started kissing passionately and soon after fell asleep holding hands.
by sexybitchmama August 26, 2009
well remember when you saw your mom and dad wrestling on their honeymoon... well yeah thats it
scared child 1:SEX!They told me they were wrestling... *sob*
scared child 2:Its okay man, it's all over now
by Colinator September 28, 2007
Something thats comes up as a related word on 98% of Urban Dictionary Definitions.
DAMIIT! Why is Sex always a related word <0.o> lol
by OLLOLOLOLLOLLOOLOLOOLOLO November 22, 2009
What the vast majority of people on here are thinking about just looking at the word. When are morons and are probably 12 years old, and when there parents are gone, thinking they're doing something bad.
Hey guess what Johnny

What Greg?

Lets look up sex

OMG what? No!Way!I wanna play Kingdom Hearts!:C

No man come on its sex!

Oh my God it's sex whoa Johnny! hahaha for seral.

by browngirlsdonttakebs May 22, 2008
To have sex is to put the erected penis into the vagina and to move in and out gradually.
One night, me and my girlfriend were studying in my apartment after a long day at college. When we finish, instead of leaving the asks me to start having sex with her like no one has ever done before ;). So she slowly removes her shirt and the biggest breasts in the world flop out and then her pants come off. So do mine. Then she lays down on my couch and I start sucking her breasts until I'm bored. Then my erected dick starts sliding in and out of her wet vagina...ohhhhh its sooooo good. Then a couple hours later when were both about to cry with pleasure, we finally stop and go to sleep in my bed. The next morning we go at it again but this time hard and fast. That had to have been the best night and morning of my life.
by King of the poons October 10, 2007
When two people make out it leads to getting naked and the guy shoving his penis into the girls vagina hard, fast, deep, whatever you want. This also refers to eating out, fingering, blowjobs, handjobs, etc. Also known as "making love" or "doing it". Doing this can also make babies, so use a condom.
Shane and alisson had sex all night long. He made her moaned loudly as his penis went in and out of her for hours.

Shane: Last night was great babe.
Alisson: You rocked my world.
Shane: Wanna do it again? right now?
Alisson: Yeah i do!!

A week later alisson found out she was pregnant.
by Shane and Alisson August 06, 2007
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