I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.

Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.

An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Sex is like card games; if ur not patient u should have a good hand
Intellectuals read in bed, others have sex
by TheSexDictionary June 08, 2007
When two people get naked and have ALOT of fun. Usually boy-girl, sometimes boy-boy or girl-girl
Marc had just come home from a long business trip. He burst through the door, and kissed Anna, his wife who just happened to be standing nearby. "You wouldn't want to know what I had to go through" said Marc. "oh, but you will have to go through one more thing." replied Anna, smiling. She then led him to their bedroom, never breaking their kiss. They flopped on to their bed, still kissing. Marc slowly reached up under Anna's shirt and stroked her soft skin. This lasted for about 10 seconds. Then, slowly, Marc reached up and took Anna's top off, revealing two breasts under a lovely black lace bra. He took a deep breath in her boobs, taking in the succulent smell of them. Anna then removed his shirt and fingered his muscular body. They kept kissing, having moved on to French kisses while Marc massaged Anna's boobs and she fingered him, both were breathing deeply. Marc then turned around, still on the top and began to unbutton Anna's jeans. Anna did the same and lifted his cock out of his boxers. Marc then ate every single candy off her candy thong, then snapped the string that held it together. The thong came apart easily. both of them moaned in pleasure, both also on the verge of cumming. Anna pulled his cock under her bra and through her cleavage, and then started to give him a blowjob. After a few seconds, she could feel the cum flowing through her mouth. She swallowed it all, then, with a smile on her face, gripped his cock, and pushing it so hard up, snapped her bra in two. Marc moaned as the waves of pleasure flooded him once again. He then turned around and start massaging her boobs, this time with no bra to interfere while at the same time, thrusting his cock in and out of Anna's vagina. "oooh, baby, YEAH, DO IT DO IT," screamed Anna as both of them cummed. Marc then turned around again and ate her out. Then they fell asleep in each others arms, tired after their wonderful sex.
by pwndogger September 21, 2008
when a man and a woman love each other very much or two people are just really drunk
i had been home from work for about an hour when my girlfriend rachel and her best friend sarah came bursting through the door. I could tell they were clearly drunk but that didnt matter to me. My girlfriend came over to me and said me and sarah were just talking about how much fun it would be to have a treesome we started getting really horny tslking about it and just had to come over. This was my biggest dream come true. My girlfriend had a big rack but sarah,she had the biggest tits ide ever seen id fantasized about fucking her but never before had i thought those fantasies would come true. Before i knew it both girls were completley naked and making out. I imediatley got hard and they came over to me. They tore off my shirt and ripped off my pants and boxers. They both got on their knees and took turns sucking and licking my cock. God did they know how to lick cock. They sucked until i came all over their faces which they then proceded to lick off of each other. but they werent done yet. they pushed me down onto my back on the couch. Rachel mounted my cock and sarah stradeled my face. I licked her pussy while rachel fucked my cock while both of them were making out and fondling each otheres huge boobs. we all came together then the girls switched poitions we fucked till we all came again and then rachel and sarah 69ed while i fuked each one in turn up the ass. they finally got off of each other and sucked my cock once more before giving them both facials which they happily took. Best sex i ever had
by mooseman757 March 02, 2009
Where a man inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina. Sometimes sex can include the sucking of the penis, oral sex, in which the woman is sucking the mans penis and the man is licking the woman's vagina, anal sex, or hand jobs.
One day I was walking through the school's main hallway when I saw Amy standing there. She stood in the utility room with only her hot ass sticking out, wearing tight shorts. I couldn't stop myself from touching it. She raised up, still facing the inside of the dark room. I pushed her inside. She turned around and started frenching me passionately. She took off my jeans and shirt while I ripped of het shorts. She wasn't wearing underwear so I started eating out her soaking wet pussy. She reached her orgasm very fast and I felt her body shiver. She bent down on her knees and gave me the best blowjob Ever. She licked my dick until it was hard and I turned her around so that I could finally fuck her. She screamed softly everytime I put my dick into her. 'FASTER, HARDER' she screamed. I became so horny of the sound of her voice, I just couldn't stop pulling in and out of her wet pussy. Suddenly the door opened and my math teacher Matt came in. He was fired a week before and was only 20 jears old so when he asked if he could join, Amy(I was still fucking her) said yes and she started giving him a blowjob. He was moaning agressivly which made me and the girl super horny. He came over to me and softly kissed me on the mouth. We stood still for a moment with the sound of Amy having an orgasm on the background. Suddenly we just burst into a passionate kiss, while rubbing eachoters dicks and reaching orgasm after orgasm. After a while Amy came in and I was fucking her in the ass while Matt fucked her pussy. We went on like that for an hour and then we stopped. Me and Amy ended up togheter and every wednesday we go to Matt to have awesome sex
by yeah-baby January 02, 2009
something you wish you were doing right now=P
You: "I wish I was having sex right now."
by notyou101 July 28, 2008
The number one cause of babies worldwide.
Tarzan: Let's have sex and make a baby!
Jane: Okay!!
by Melisande October 01, 2007
Sex is the middle man to love making and fucking. It is a medium to those two definitions in which a male and female body both intertwine in different positions all leading to a males penis entering a womans vagina until extasy is reached. The same out come stands for both male on male relationships also including male on female and multiple parties as well. As well as being used as a pleasure-filled act, it is also used as a stress reliever or tension reliever.

Some say sex is mearly a form of human reproduction when in reality, we are the only species who have sex sheerly for pleasure purposes. If sex is not pleserable it is not sex, it is then a waste of time.
After a hard day at work, the male comes home to a stressed out woman, in order to relieve this tension both partners have sex until happyness is reached.
by RisenRainbow March 16, 2005

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