1. Gender. Male or Female.

2. The greatest way for two people to earn great pleasure.
1. Name? ... Joe Sex? ... Male

2. John was horny. He wanted to have sex with shannon. John sat down on the couch next to Shannon. He put his hand on her thigh, and she looked at him with love in her eyes. He leaned closer and kissed her until they were making out feverishly. John ripped off Shannon's shirt and undid her bra. Shannon pulled John's shirt off as he began to massage her breasts in rhythm with their french kissing. She reached down and unzipped his jeans and hers, pulling them both down. He used one hand to pull off her panties. Then he removed his boxers, revealing an enourmous penis - nearly nine inches long. Shannon rubbed his penis until he was harder hen steel. His cock was so wide that she couldn't come close to getting her whole hand wrapped around it. By that time she was soaking wet, and he was ready to enter her.
He went in with his first stroke and Shannon moaned with how deep he went. He began to slide in and out, faster and harder. He used his thumb to gently massage her cilt, and started to suck on her breasts. She felt her pleasure building up inside of her, and she knew she was about to come. He hit her g-spot and she screamed with joy as she hit orgasm. John still hadn't come yet, and her screams made him even harder, so he kept penetrating her deeper and harder and faster.
Shannon became lost in his rhythm, and felt the plesure building up again.
"Ooohhhhh! John! Harder! Ooohhhhh! Yes! Yes!" she yelled, uncontrollably. He continued to massage her cilt with his fingers.
She writhed underneath him as she had another earth-shattering orgasm from her g-spot and her cilt at the exact same time. John finally came into her, and pulled out of her.
Best. Sex. Ever.
by lostinlost12345 August 13, 2007
Where a man inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina. Sometimes sex can include the sucking of the penis, oral sex, in which the woman is sucking the mans penis and the man is licking the woman's vagina, anal sex, or hand jobs.
One day I was walking through the school's main hallway when I saw Amy standing there. She stood in the utility room with only her hot ass sticking out, wearing tight shorts. I couldn't stop myself from touching it. She raised up, still facing the inside of the dark room. I pushed her inside. She turned around and started frenching me passionately. She took off my jeans and shirt while I ripped of het shorts. She wasn't wearing underwear so I started eating out her soaking wet pussy. She reached her orgasm very fast and I felt her body shiver. She bent down on her knees and gave me the best blowjob Ever. She licked my dick until it was hard and I turned her around so that I could finally fuck her. She screamed softly everytime I put my dick into her. 'FASTER, HARDER' she screamed. I became so horny of the sound of her voice, I just couldn't stop pulling in and out of her wet pussy. Suddenly the door opened and my math teacher Matt came in. He was fired a week before and was only 20 jears old so when he asked if he could join, Amy(I was still fucking her) said yes and she started giving him a blowjob. He was moaning agressivly which made me and the girl super horny. He came over to me and softly kissed me on the mouth. We stood still for a moment with the sound of Amy having an orgasm on the background. Suddenly we just burst into a passionate kiss, while rubbing eachoters dicks and reaching orgasm after orgasm. After a while Amy came in and I was fucking her in the ass while Matt fucked her pussy. We went on like that for an hour and then we stopped. Me and Amy ended up togheter and every wednesday we go to Matt to have awesome sex
by yeah-baby January 02, 2009
The number one cause of babies worldwide.
Tarzan: Let's have sex and make a baby!
Jane: Okay!!
by Melisande October 01, 2007
when a man and a woman love each other very much or two people are just really drunk
i had been home from work for about an hour when my girlfriend rachel and her best friend sarah came bursting through the door. I could tell they were clearly drunk but that didnt matter to me. My girlfriend came over to me and said me and sarah were just talking about how much fun it would be to have a treesome we started getting really horny tslking about it and just had to come over. This was my biggest dream come true. My girlfriend had a big rack but sarah,she had the biggest tits ide ever seen id fantasized about fucking her but never before had i thought those fantasies would come true. Before i knew it both girls were completley naked and making out. I imediatley got hard and they came over to me. They tore off my shirt and ripped off my pants and boxers. They both got on their knees and took turns sucking and licking my cock. God did they know how to lick cock. They sucked until i came all over their faces which they then proceded to lick off of each other. but they werent done yet. they pushed me down onto my back on the couch. Rachel mounted my cock and sarah stradeled my face. I licked her pussy while rachel fucked my cock while both of them were making out and fondling each otheres huge boobs. we all came together then the girls switched poitions we fucked till we all came again and then rachel and sarah 69ed while i fuked each one in turn up the ass. they finally got off of each other and sucked my cock once more before giving them both facials which they happily took. Best sex i ever had
by mooseman757 March 02, 2009
something you wish you were doing right now=P
You: "I wish I was having sex right now."
by notyou101 July 28, 2008
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.

Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.

An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Sex is like card games; if ur not patient u should have a good hand
Intellectuals read in bed, others have sex
by TheSexDictionary June 08, 2007
it can be done in many forms
sex is something im gonna do when im married
but reading it is interesting and funny
by jen127 June 29, 2009
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