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sex
When a man shoves his dick in your pussy, ass, or mouth. ;D
a few days ago i was at my friend Gavin's house. he's super hot and i was always into him, but because our parnets are friends, & he insisted that we were just friends, I was allowed to spend the night at his house. it was about 3:00 in the morning when i woke up to a soft moaning noise coming from the couch next to me. i opened my eyes slightly and saw him stroking a massive cock, it must have been at least 8 & 1/2 inches long. i took a deep breath and i could not take my eyes off of it. his eyes opened suddenly and met mine.
all of a sudden he smirked and said: "go ahead touch it. I know you want to. just do it." that was all the invitation i needed. i sat up, leaned over and wrapped my fingers around his thick hard penis. i gave it a tiny squeeze and he leaned his head back and sighed loudly. i slid my hand up the shaft and he groaned. then i leaned forward and licked his head a few times...he gasped, and this time i smirked. i got down on my knees in front of his couch and begin to like my way from top to bottom. i started at his lips and licked and kissed my way down his abs, all the way to the tip of his cock. he moaned loudly the entire time...his parents were in the other room, so i told him "you have to shhhh" with a sexy smile on my face.
i opened my mouth and acted like i was going to suck his dick but then went a farther back and took his testicles in my mouth. he cried out loudly and i came back up and kissed his mouth-hard. i told him, if this was going any further then we had to go in his room, cuz what i was going to do next would make him moan much louder than that. he then proceeded to carry me in his arms back to his room and threw me onto his bed. he climbed up in front of me, completely naked, and offered me that long, hard, dripping wet cock.
i leaned forward, kissed the tip, and took it into my mouth. i rolled my tongue around the tip, all the while tickling and rubbing his balls. i took a tiny quick nibble and he threw his head back and cried out: "ooohhhhh baby dont stop"
i began to bob my head back and forth now, and he moaned and wrapped his fingers and my hair.
"faster babyyy....faster please...ohhh yess. YEAHH" he groaned, and i felt his orgasm coming."i-, I'm cu-...cu-...ohh yess baby, yess caitlin baby your making me cum oh babe YEAH" he groaned in a deep voice. and with that he unleashed his load into my throat. I swallowed it all and sat up and looked at him. I had some of his semen on the cornor of my lips, and before i had the chance to get rid of it he leaned forward and licked it off; lapping around my mouth and then pushing me so i was laying down, and he was on top of me.he shuved his tongue into my mouth, and i sucked and nibbled it, all the while rubbing his still dripping cock. suddenly, he leaned back and grinned.


"Im going to repay you for that."
ecstatic, I sat up and pulled my dress-like t-shirt off, so that when i layed back down, i was wearing nothing but a lacy blue thong.
He reached underneath me, and slowly pulled my thong off. he gently spread my thighs and began to lick their inner. as i sighed with pleasure, he buried his face in my soaking wet, shaved pussy. i cried out as he tongued my dripping hole. he sucked and nibbled my clit and i moaned and clutched my hands in his hair. He resurfaced from in between my legs with some of my juice on his lips, which i immediately kissed and licked off. he kissed my passionately and moved his moth down to my chest, where he sucked my rock hard tits. I couldnt help but scream as he bit and sucked my left nipple gently, with three fingers in my pussy and the fourth rubbing my swollen clit. He removed his fingers, returned his face to my dripping cunt, and licked and sucked his way to my huge orgasm. he lapped up the juices off my pussy then he shoved his tongue in my mouth and i helped him drink my juices. after that we just couldn't handle the excitement, he whispered in my ear. "you okay?" I replied "yeah baby lets go!". i had a ferocious look in my eye which made him moan, i bit my lip then closed my eyes, and before i could open them i had already felt his hard cock in my steaming pussy, throbbing wildly. he was pushing so hard yet so slow, and i felt him deep, deep down inside me. i was moaning quietly until he started stabbing my pussy with his cock, then i was screaming in a pillow. i sighed, "gimme more! please more!" then he took his cock out and i asked "why'd you stop?" he replied "turn around". So i did just that. once i was laying on my stomach i turned my head to ask why but he was already about to ram his cock in my ass. "oh god, oh god, yess baby mmmm!" i said. I saw he was working up a sweat so after a few more minutes i took his dick out of my pussy, threw him down, got on top of him and grinding his cock in my wet hole. he grabbed onto my ass and said "oh jeez ohh!" he threw his head back in pleasure and exclaimed, "I'm going to cum! Wh...Where do you want it baby?" i said in a fierce sexy voice, "i want your cum inside me baby please!" "damn your sexy, babe mmmm" he said.

"OHHH!" we both screamed as we reached orgasm at the same time. i felt his warm juices inside me. he took his cock out and i licked off our juices. we started kissing passionately and soon after fell asleep holding hands.
by sexybitchmama August 26, 2009
 
1.
sex
What kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the urban dictionary?
Looking up sex??? Seriously, get off now before I turn off the internet.
by TJ (CC) December 03, 2005
 
2.
sex
sex is like math: you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you dont multiply!
Dude 1: I looooooove math!
Dude 2: No shit so do I dude!

Math geek 1 (wispers to another math geek): I thought they hated math...their always complaining about the homework...
Other math geek: (nods in agreement)We're the real math lovers.
by none March 27, 2005
 
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sex
A painful activity in which a man, using the stiffest and pointiest part of his pelvic region, repeatedly stabs a female in her crotch until he feels satisfied. Can also take place between two men, in which one male stabs the other in the bum. Lesbian "sex" may be fun and all, but it aint real sex unless there is some sort of stabbling going on, perhaps with a cleverly shaped hand or steel dildo.
Time to have sex, Sally Struthers!
by suck it December 08, 2001
 
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sex
Where a man inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina. Sometimes sex can include the sucking of the penis, oral sex, in which the woman is sucking the mans penis and the man is licking the woman's vagina, anal sex, or hand jobs.
One night my girlfriend was home alone. I came home to our apartment late, and she was waiting near the door for me. She was wearing nothing but a thong and pasties. She walked right up to me and shoved her hand down my pants. "Sharon.." I said, overcome with joy and pleasure. "Don't say a word." She said with an angry tone in her voice. She immediately took off my pants and I felt a bit shocked. I couldn't wait until we had some sex. She licked my cock until I was hard and then she took off her thong. She was soaking wet. Her vagina was a bit fuzzy, but not too hairy. It was a dark brown color. Her pussy was bright pink. She demanded me to get on my knees and eat her out. I gladly agreed and she was screaming and moaning with joy. At that point I just shoved her to the ground and slid my penis into her pussy. "Faster, FASTER! Harder, HAAARDER!" She screamed. "Oooooh! Aaaaaaaah! Don't stop, Steve!" Just the sound of her voice made me fucking horny. I threw her on the bed and all of a sudden the doorbell rang. I went to the door with my dick hanging out and it was a beautiful blonde with no shirt on. She had huge breasts. This must have been the luckiest day of my life. She threw me on the floor and said "FUCK ME!" I went in and out of her hairless pussy faster and harder than I could have fucked anyone. "I have to join! I'm just too fucking horny!" Sharon screamed. The blonde, Christine, demanded Sharon to eat her out. "Gladly!" Sharon screamed. I was watching for a few minutes, pleasuring myself. I was fucking Sharon in the ass, while Sharon was eating Christine out. This went on for about an hour, and by that time I needed some of Christine. I fucked her in the pussy until I had finally cummed. I gave them both facials and they swallowed all of my cum. I was so happy. They were both soaking wet by the time I was through with them. It was the most fun I had ever had in my life.

That was from a website
by Very Horny Man July 25, 2005
 
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Sex
This meaning varies for which side of the sex you are on.

Woman: To make sweet passionate love to your soul mate. Elevating each other's bodily experiences to a new level.

Man: What to do when your not watching sports.
Woman: "Let's complete each other darling. I want to caress you with all my love."

Man: "Let's make fucky"
by Nick February 22, 2005
 
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sex
the number 6 in Swedish
vi har sex rum och kök
(we have six rooms and kitchen)
by cebelle March 07, 2005
 
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sex
Sex is A Sensation.
Driven by Temptation.
A guy sticks his Location
In a girls Destination.
To increase the Population.
For the next Generation.
Do you get my Explanation?
or Do you need a Demonstration?
"Sex is a Sensation"
by Bobby Jim Bob Jimmy June 17, 2008