when a man sticks his erect penis in a womans lubricated vagina for either pleasure or baby making. Sex can be done between a man and a woman a woman and a woman or a man and a man or several people at once (threesome, foresome, orgy etc).
i was walking into the auditorium setting down the costumes for the show that was about to begin. My friend was talking to me but as i was setting up my eyes were fixed on something else. The sexist man alive and the lead in the show, Adam. He was lifting a heavy backdrop and his muscles showed through his shirt and he was sweaty, which was turning me on. He looked at me from the stage and winked. I blushed real bad and turned around. Later when everybody was in their own dressing rooms, i was changing, when i heard a knock from outside. "some ones in here," i said. "I know," said a voice. i went outside half naked and saw adam standing there wearing practically nothing. "what are you doing here?" i said as i reached for my shirt. "Don't" he said , he held my hand and took the shirt out of my hands. His voice was low and sweet and he pulled me toward him. I didnt resist as we kissed passionately. He grabbed the small of my back with one hand and my breast with the other. I held his head as i reached down to the hard lump in his pants. "Take your pants off," i commanded, he did so quickly. And i saw the biggest penis that i had ever layed eyes on. I was 10 inches long and 3 inches wide completely erect. I slowly licked the tip and blew on the top. The sensation drove him crazy as he moaned for more. I went up and down the shaft with my mouth and then started deep throating him. I couldnt help it but i bit down as his penis reached the back of my throat. "OH MY GOD, dont stop Leah, dont stop!" but i felt he was about to cum so i grabbed his shoulders and pulled him down next to me. We kissed again and then we were having sex. He was shallow fucking me "GO HARDER, " i demanded. i felt his penis move in and out of me and the pleasure that came was so amazing it felt like rising in your legs until your body can't take it anymore and collaspes under you. "Leah oh man your amazing." he felt like he was going to cum so he flipped me over as i layed under him and we did it doggie until he pushed all 10 inches into me and the sensation drove me striaght into orgasm just after one push i screamed his name out of pure joy and felt better than i ever could have. He took it all out and then shoved it back in as i screamed in pleasure. i orgasmed for 5 full minutes as he was still on me and i felt the warmth of his cum inside me as we both collapsed on each other breathing hard. We then fell asleep still with his penis in me as he layed over me. Some one knocked on the door and it jotled us awake. We quickly got dressed still steamed and full of passion as we eyed each other. we silently promised that later we will go again and again, as i kissed him "later" i promised and as i kissed him i felt him smile...
What kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the urban dictionary?
Looking up sex??? Seriously, get off now before I turn off the internet.
sex is like math: you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you dont multiply!
Dude 1: I looooooove math!
Dude 2: No shit so do I dude!
Math geek 1 (wispers to another math geek): I thought they hated math...their always complaining about the homework...
Other math geek: (nods in agreement)We're the real math lovers.
A painful activity in which a man, using the stiffest and pointiest part of his pelvic region, repeatedly stabs a female in her crotch until he feels satisfied. Can also take place between two men, in which one male stabs the other in the bum. Lesbian "sex" may be fun and all, but it aint real sex unless there is some sort of stabbling going on, perhaps with a cleverly shaped hand or steel dildo.
Time to have sex, Sally Struthers!
Where a man inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina. Sometimes sex can include the sucking of the penis, oral sex, in which the woman is sucking the mans penis and the man is licking the woman's vagina, anal sex, or hand jobs.
One night my girlfriend was home alone. I came home to our apartment late, and she was waiting near the door for me. She was wearing nothing but a thong and pasties. She walked right up to me and shoved her hand down my pants. "Sharon.." I said, overcome with joy and pleasure. "Don't say a word." She said with an angry tone in her voice. She immediately took off my pants and I felt a bit shocked. I couldn't wait until we had some sex. She licked my cock until I was hard and then she took off her thong. She was soaking wet. Her vagina was a bit fuzzy, but not too hairy. It was a dark brown color. Her pussy was bright pink. She demanded me to get on my knees and eat her out. I gladly agreed and she was screaming and moaning with joy. At that point I just shoved her to the ground and slid my penis into her pussy. "Faster, FASTER! Harder, HAAARDER!" She screamed. "Oooooh! Aaaaaaaah! Don't stop, Steve!" Just the sound of her voice made me fucking horny. I threw her on the bed and all of a sudden the doorbell rang. I went to the door with my dick hanging out and it was a beautiful blonde with no shirt on. She had huge breasts. This must have been the luckiest day of my life. She threw me on the floor and said "FUCK ME!" I went in and out of her hairless pussy faster and harder than I could have fucked anyone. "I have to join! I'm just too fucking horny!" Sharon screamed. The blonde, Christine, demanded Sharon to eat her out. "Gladly!" Sharon screamed. I was watching for a few mi...more...
This meaning varies for which side of the sex you are on.
Woman: To make sweet passionate love to your soul mate. Elevating each other's bodily experiences to a new level.
Man: What to do when your not watching sports.
Woman: "Let's complete each other darling. I want to caress you with all my love."
Man: "Let's make fucky"
the number 6 in Swedish
vi har sex rum och kök
(we have six rooms and kitchen)
Sex is A Sensation.
Driven by Temptation.
A guy sticks his Location
In a girls Destination.
To increase the Population.
For the next Generation.
Do you get my Explanation?
or Do you need a Demonstration?
"Sex is a Sensation"