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35.
sex
when a man inserts his erect penis into a woman's wet vagina
I came home from work one day to find my husband naked drinking a beer on out counter. His cock, largest I've ever seen. It looked tasty but I didn't want to show it until we got into sex mode. I knew what I was in for that night, and it was going to be amazing...
He came over to me and he stripped off my blouse and bra and threw them to the side. He unbuttoned my jeans and took off my panties, slowly and romantically. He started to kiss me, his hard cock rubbing against my stomach. He picked me up and threw me onto the bed. Here iit comes. I stradeled my legs and he gave me oral, his tounge exploring my wet pussy. He hit my clit and sent me into screams of pleasure. So I had enough of that, so I flipped him over and I was in control. I carefully slid his hard penis into my pussy and I began to bounce, fast but small. "Ohhh, BABY I love it when you do thatttt... AH!" then i pushed his penis fast and hard and immediate into my pussy and rubbed up and down, in and out hard and fast. I knew he was enjoying it so I let him take control.
He was on top of me missionary style, and his penis never left my vagina. I loved it. He went in out in out in out super fast and harder than he ecer had. "Come on Kurt, I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT HARDER.... AHHH, MMMM, FUCK ME BABY fUcK mE!" I could feel his penis fluttering my g-spot and i knew i was in for an enormous orgasm.
Then he hit me. I went into a giant happy orgasm, and he pulled his penis out of me, and I knew he was almost there, he was all the time sucking on my tits, which felt amazing and he was nibbling and messaging his tounge against my nipples. We went into doggie style on the ground and after 5 mins, he had his orgasm. I could feel the hot cum filling me up and we held there for a minute. He pulled his penis out and I looked down. It wasn't hard so I took his penis and messaged it gently, letting my boobs bounce around in his face. His penis stood up and curved toward me. I knew we were ready for one last bang. This time, Kurt was really into it and he was wildly yelling and groaning my name, while I was straddled on him. We both had an orgasm at almost the same time, and I quickly pulled his penis out of my pussy and into my mouth, giving him a cummy blowjob. It was delicious and he loved it, my mouth so moist and my tounge sucking on each ball.
Eventually, after Kurt's best BJ, we went to sleep with eachother. Both on our sides spooning, with my legs around him, dreaming about out best sex EVER.
by kurt and me love eachother January 26, 2009
 
1.
sex
What kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the urban dictionary?
Looking up sex??? Seriously, get off now before I turn off the internet.
by TJ (CC) December 03, 2005
 
2.
sex
sex is like math: you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you dont multiply!
Dude 1: I looooooove math!
Dude 2: No shit so do I dude!

Math geek 1 (wispers to another math geek): I thought they hated math...their always complaining about the homework...
Other math geek: (nods in agreement)We're the real math lovers.
by none March 27, 2005
 
3.
sex
A painful activity in which a man, using the stiffest and pointiest part of his pelvic region, repeatedly stabs a female in her crotch until he feels satisfied. Can also take place between two men, in which one male stabs the other in the bum. Lesbian "sex" may be fun and all, but it aint real sex unless there is some sort of stabbling going on, perhaps with a cleverly shaped hand or steel dildo.
Time to have sex, Sally Struthers!
by suck it December 08, 2001
 
4.
sex
Where a man inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina. Sometimes sex can include the sucking of the penis, oral sex, in which the woman is sucking the mans penis and the man is licking the woman's vagina, anal sex, or hand jobs.
One night my girlfriend was home alone. I came home to our apartment late, and she was waiting near the door for me. She was wearing nothing but a thong and pasties. She walked right up to me and shoved her hand down my pants. "Sharon.." I said, overcome with joy and pleasure. "Don't say a word." She said with an angry tone in her voice. She immediately took off my pants and I felt a bit shocked. I couldn't wait until we had some sex. She licked my cock until I was hard and then she took off her thong. She was soaking wet. Her vagina was a bit fuzzy, but not too hairy. It was a dark brown color. Her pussy was bright pink. She demanded me to get on my knees and eat her out. I gladly agreed and she was screaming and moaning with joy. At that point I just shoved her to the ground and slid my penis into her pussy. "Faster, FASTER! Harder, HAAARDER!" She screamed. "Oooooh! Aaaaaaaah! Don't stop, Steve!" Just the sound of her voice made me fucking horny. I threw her on the bed and all of a sudden the doorbell rang. I went to the door with my dick hanging out and it was a beautiful blonde with no shirt on. She had huge breasts. This must have been the luckiest day of my life. She threw me on the floor and said "FUCK ME!" I went in and out of her hairless pussy faster and harder than I could have fucked anyone. "I have to join! I'm just too fucking horny!" Sharon screamed. The blonde, Christine, demanded Sharon to eat her out. "Gladly!" Sharon screamed. I was watching for a few minutes, pleasuring myself. I was fucking Sharon in the ass, while Sharon was eating Christine out. This went on for about an hour, and by that time I needed some of Christine. I fucked her in the pussy until I had finally cummed. I gave them both facials and they swallowed all of my cum. I was so happy. They were both soaking wet by the time I was through with them. It was the most fun I had ever had in my life.

That was from a website
by Very Horny Man July 25, 2005
 
5.
Sex
This meaning varies for which side of the sex you are on.

Woman: To make sweet passionate love to your soul mate. Elevating each other's bodily experiences to a new level.

Man: What to do when your not watching sports.
Woman: "Let's complete each other darling. I want to caress you with all my love."

Man: "Let's make fucky"
by Nick February 22, 2005
 
6.
sex
the number 6 in Swedish
vi har sex rum och kök
(we have six rooms and kitchen)
by cebelle March 07, 2005
 
7.
sex
Sex is A Sensation.
Driven by Temptation.
A guy sticks his Location
In a girls Destination.
To increase the Population.
For the next Generation.
Do you get my Explanation?
or Do you need a Demonstration?
"Sex is a Sensation"
by Bobby Jim Bob Jimmy June 17, 2008