2. I picked up dis sexy ass ho on da corner last night and we had some hot sex, but now ma dick itches.
Dude 2: No shit so do I dude!
Math geek 1 (wispers to another math geek): I thought they hated math...their always complaining about the homework...
Other math geek: (nods in agreement)We're the real math lovers.
That was from a website
Woman: To make sweet passionate love to your soul mate. Elevating each other's bodily experiences to a new level.
Man: What to do when your not watching sports.
Man: "Let's make fucky"