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1. Gender. Male or Female.

2. The greatest way for two people to earn great pleasure.
1. Name? ... Joe Sex? ... Male

2. John was horny. He wanted to have sex with shannon. John sat down on the couch next to Shannon. He put his hand on her thigh, and she looked at him with love in her eyes. He leaned closer and kissed her until they were making out feverishly. John ripped off Shannon's shirt and undid her bra. Shannon pulled John's shirt off as he began to massage her breasts in rhythm with their french kissing. She reached down and unzipped his jeans and hers, pulling them both down. He used one hand to pull off her panties. Then he removed his boxers, revealing an enourmous penis - nearly nine inches long. Shannon rubbed his penis until he was harder hen steel. His cock was so wide that she couldn't come close to getting her whole hand wrapped around it. By that time she was soaking wet, and he was ready to enter her.
He went in with his first stroke and Shannon moaned with how deep he went. He began to slide in and out, faster and harder. He used his thumb to gently massage her cilt, and started to suck on her breasts. She felt her pleasure building up inside of her, and she knew she was about to come. He hit her g-spot and she screamed with joy as she hit orgasm. John still hadn't come yet, and her screams made him even harder, so he kept penetrating her deeper and harder and faster.
Shannon became lost in his rhythm, and felt the plesure building up again.
"Ooohhhhh! John! Harder! Ooohhhhh! Yes! Yes!" she yelled, uncontrollably. He continued to massage her cilt with his fingers.
She writhed underneath him as she had another earth-shattering orgasm from her g-spot and her cilt at the exact same time. John finally came into her, and pulled out of her.
Best. Sex. Ever.
by lostinlost12345 August 13, 2007
when the penu* enters the vigin*
Because we had sex, i'm pregnant!
by anonymas April 22, 2007
Like the best thing ever so go stick your dick in someones vagina already!!
Guy: lets have sex
SLUT!: ok
by mike D>< December 23, 2007
when a male and female are horny or want to have babys they get nude and the male puts his cock in the females pussy and shakes it fast to get sperm cells out of his balls in the females pussy then if she's pregnant the sperm cell will grow into a baby and when the day comes the female will push and a baby will ome out of her pussy.
hey honey get a condom im horny and we need to have sex! and fuck!
by jehfdugh December 20, 2008
A) God got lazy and said to adam and eve;
"make your own god damn human race"
and so adam said; what the heck!
and jabbed his cock into eve.

B) Someone in evalution decided to get lucky and relieve some stress.

C) what were you expecting; some long ass sexy story? wait, why are you even looking this up?...
God- "I'm so lazyyyyyyy... make the human race for me, will ya?"

adam- sure!
eve- *nags* why do we have to do it?

and so, the woman got to have menstral cycles and a hymen as punishment for being sassy to god. THE END! :D

and remember kids, sex is only fun with a rubber! or else you will get attacked by foreign aliens! (foreign aliens exagerated. they're really something much, much nastier.)
by Callie! October 22, 2008
Megan Fox
damn. That is Sex
by Jake1238 July 07, 2009
I MUST HAVE SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Juni Cortez January 21, 2009
one day me and my boyfriend were sitting in my apartment and then we decided to have sex so i started licking his dick until he got hard and then he was sitting by himself yanking himself and i called my girlfriend and me and Jessica started picking up and then my boyfriend got hard again so i gave my boyfriend a blow job and john(my boy friend) licked jessica out then we changed places it was so hot then when jessica left john called his mate and john slid his dick in my pussy all slow like and his mate went al fast in my ass and then jessica came back and we al had so much fun!
by fuck me anal like September 21, 2008