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1. Gender. Male or Female.

2. The greatest way for two people to earn great pleasure.
1. Name? ... Joe Sex? ... Male

2. John was horny. He wanted to have sex with shannon. John sat down on the couch next to Shannon. He put his hand on her thigh, and she looked at him with love in her eyes. He leaned closer and kissed her until they were making out feverishly. John ripped off Shannon's shirt and undid her bra. Shannon pulled John's shirt off as he began to massage her breasts in rhythm with their french kissing. She reached down and unzipped his jeans and hers, pulling them both down. He used one hand to pull off her panties. Then he removed his boxers, revealing an enourmous penis - nearly nine inches long. Shannon rubbed his penis until he was harder hen steel. His cock was so wide that she couldn't come close to getting her whole hand wrapped around it. By that time she was soaking wet, and he was ready to enter her.
He went in with his first stroke and Shannon moaned with how deep he went. He began to slide in and out, faster and harder. He used his thumb to gently massage her cilt, and started to suck on her breasts. She felt her pleasure building up inside of her, and she knew she was about to come. He hit her g-spot and she screamed with joy as she hit orgasm. John still hadn't come yet, and her screams made him even harder, so he kept penetrating her deeper and harder and faster.
Shannon became lost in his rhythm, and felt the plesure building up again.
"Ooohhhhh! John! Harder! Ooohhhhh! Yes! Yes!" she yelled, uncontrollably. He continued to massage her cilt with his fingers.
She writhed underneath him as she had another earth-shattering orgasm from her g-spot and her cilt at the exact same time. John finally came into her, and pulled out of her.
Best. Sex. Ever.
by lostinlost12345 August 13, 2007
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Like the best thing ever so go stick your dick in someones vagina already!!
Guy: lets have sex
SLUT!: ok
by mike D>< December 23, 2007
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I MUST HAVE SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Juni Cortez January 21, 2009
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one day me and my boyfriend were sitting in my apartment and then we decided to have sex so i started licking his dick until he got hard and then he was sitting by himself yanking himself and i called my girlfriend and me and Jessica started picking up and then my boyfriend got hard again so i gave my boyfriend a blow job and john(my boy friend) licked jessica out then we changed places it was so hot then when jessica left john called his mate and john slid his dick in my pussy all slow like and his mate went al fast in my ass and then jessica came back and we al had so much fun!
by fuck me anal like September 21, 2008
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A common activity in which persons ages of 4+ participate.
Child age 4: Yo bitch what happens if I shove my dick in ur ass?

Child #2 age 4: I fink its called bum sex?
by not me no suh January 14, 2008
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The Meaning of Life.
What is Sex? See Above duh.
by Raz94 August 24, 2007
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a guy and a girl having sexual intercoarse
skyler: hey u want to hav sex
j.j: ya wat time?
skyler: rite now cuz im horny n i want u so bad
j.j: ok im intering yur apartment
skyler: kk im on the bed ready n naked for u to com hav sex wit me.
j.j: nockin on ur bedroom door
skyler: come in sexy( i shout in a sexual voice)
j.j: i walk in an aproach u n a sexy way
skyler: my legs are open n ready for u to eat me up
j.j: 1st i lick ur boobs bottom to top goin slowly down
skyler: hurry up n jus lick my pussy
j.j: ok im eatin u out
skyler: uhhhhh mmmmmm lick it baby!! it feels so good!!
j.j: (after im done) i put my dik in ur pussy
skyler: k im ready u nasty boy!!
j.j: o yah baby u like that??
skyler: yah baby!!( moanin) faster!! fuck me harder uhhhh!!
j.j: (sqweling) the bed is sqeekin really fastly ma dik is so hard!!
skyler: i think u poped my cherry!! uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh HUUH! DIS IS UR PUSSY BITCH!! NOW FUCK IT LYK U NEVA DID BEFORE!!
J.J: DAMN GIRL!! ur a hard bitch u like it rough!!
skyler: (da next day!!) done!!
by skyler1001 June 20, 2009
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The best feeling in the world, and when done right, you feel so relived afterward. I perfer doggy-style. But all the time, i like it rough. I like to be unable to hold in my screams and moans. I love my hair pulled. and in return i give the guys the best blow-job they've EVER recieved in there life, I deepthroat and lick their balls at the same time, then take their load with a giggling smile and ask for more. =]]
Guys call me, i got them on lock! They want my pussy and im more than willing to go on a sex spree =]]
by <33<33 February 03, 2009
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