1. Gender. Male or Female.

2. The greatest way for two people to earn great pleasure.
1. Name? ... Joe Sex? ... Male

2. John was horny. He wanted to have sex with shannon. John sat down on the couch next to Shannon. He put his hand on her thigh, and she looked at him with love in her eyes. He leaned closer and kissed her until they were making out feverishly. John ripped off Shannon's shirt and undid her bra. Shannon pulled John's shirt off as he began to massage her breasts in rhythm with their french kissing. She reached down and unzipped his jeans and hers, pulling them both down. He used one hand to pull off her panties. Then he removed his boxers, revealing an enourmous penis - nearly nine inches long. Shannon rubbed his penis until he was harder hen steel. His cock was so wide that she couldn't come close to getting her whole hand wrapped around it. By that time she was soaking wet, and he was ready to enter her.
He went in with his first stroke and Shannon moaned with how deep he went. He began to slide in and out, faster and harder. He used his thumb to gently massage her cilt, and started to suck on her breasts. She felt her pleasure building up inside of her, and she knew she was about to come. He hit her g-spot and she screamed with joy as she hit orgasm. John still hadn't come yet, and her screams made him even harder, so he kept penetrating her deeper and harder and faster.
Shannon became lost in his rhythm, and felt the plesure building up again.
"Ooohhhhh! John! Harder! Ooohhhhh! Yes! Yes!" she yelled, uncontrollably. He continued to massage her cilt with his fingers.
She writhed underneath him as she had another earth-shattering orgasm from her g-spot and her cilt at the exact same time. John finally came into her, and pulled out of her.
Best. Sex. Ever.
by lostinlost12345 August 13, 2007

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1. the best thing in the world.
2. when a man takes his erect penis and shoves it into a woman's vagina, causing pleasure to make people scream out with pleasure and joy.
one summer night, jennifer met up with her boyfriend, joe. they drove home after a sweet night with a nice dinner, and an erotic movie afterward, which made them both as horny as fuck. as he was driving, joe felt his boner grow as he thought about the movie and he pulled over to the side. he locked all the doors and jennifer immediatly reached over and shoved her hand into his pants and whispered, "don't say a word." she slowly undid his pants and inserted joe's giant penis into her mouth, making joe groan with pleasure. soon, after a while, they were so horny that joe took jennifer and tore open her clothes. he saw that her thong and jeans were soaking wet from arousion, and rubbed jennifer's pussy. he threw her back and shoved his penis into her vagina. he started slow and steady, while rubbing jennifer's giant breasts, rubbing and suck. his penis was going in and out of jennifer's hairless pussy. jennifer was moaning in pleasure, then she finally screamed, "FASTER, HARDER! I KNOW YOU CAN FUCK FASTER!" joe smiled with a horny look in his eyes and went as hard and fast as he could. jennifer screamed, "OHHHH OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS FEELS SOO GOOD DON'T STOP, YOU FUCKER." joe went on fucking jennifer and feeling up her breasts until for 2 hours, until jennifer finished joe with more oral sex. she loved the feeling of joe's giant penis in her mouth, and his cum was so sweet that they swore to each other they'd fuck each other every single time they saw each other. they even fucked in class, earning each other an A from the teacher, who enjoyed watching live porn.
by fuckkkk November 30, 2007

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The easiest way to get an unpleasant disease...
....AND THE FUNNEST!!
'Dude, I got a venereal'
'Was it worth it?'
'Oh yeahhh...'
by Kimmy Booth July 21, 2005

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I cannot believe that you're spending your time looking up sex on the internet. Pervert! Sheesh...
Then again, you're not the one spending his time writing a definition for sex on the internet.
by I rock your ass December 12, 2006

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1.A painful activity in which a man, using the stiffest and pointiest part of his pelvic region, repeatedly stabs a female in her crotch until he feels satisfied. Can also take place between two men, in which one male stabs the other in the bum. Lesbian "sex" may be fun and all, but it aint real sex unless there is some sort of stabbling going on, perhaps with a cleverly shaped hand or steel dildo.
"As I lie expectantly on the comfortable couch, wearing only the see-through nightgown he bought me, he approaches. I spread my legs and am immediately arroused. He takes off his boxers and I see the largest most wonderful penis I have ever seen. He then lays ontop of me and strokes my breast gently. Soon his fingers move down my silky smooth body and rest on my thigh where his penis rests. We then get into position and he begins to gently move up and down. Shortly afterwards we experience the greatest pleasure known to anyone and are moaning and shouting, "FUCK ME! FUCK ME! YEAH BABY! SAY MY NAME!" and with these words I grab his ass and massage it gently. Then we roll over and I grab his hands and place them on my breasts where they remain until tomorrow"
by Lt. Ass VE Hump March 07, 2005

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What you won't be getting tonight.
"I wish I was getting sex tonight instead of looking it up on Urban dictionary..."
by blahderdash April 14, 2009

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The word that comes up in the related words whenever you search something on Urban Dictionary. Anything.
I searched "A" on Urban Dictionary and "sex" was in the related words section... weird.
by yaintime21 May 26, 2008

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Something that nice guys/geeks like me will never experience. This due to the fact that typical human females go for the bigger, dumber alpha male.
Me: “What’s wrong Melissa, why are you crying?

Melissa: “My boyfriend played me for some hoe!”

Me: “aww, that’s sad…is there anything I can do to help?”

Melissa: “No thanks, I took care of that last night when I had make up sex with some other jock”

Me: “oh…ok…”

Melissa: “Thanks so much for trying, you’re such a NICE GUY Salem!”

Me: “Well, if you need me, I’ll be in my room, crying while masturbating to pictures of you from middle school…”

*goes home and masturbates to pictures of Mel from middle school*
by BitterSalem April 10, 2007

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