1. Gender. Male or Female.
2. The greatest way for two people to earn great pleasure.
1. Name? ... Joe Sex? ... Male
2. John was horny. He wanted to have sex with shannon. John sat down on the couch next to Shannon. He put his hand on her thigh, and she looked at him with love in her eyes. He leaned closer and kissed her until they were making out feverishly. John ripped off Shannon's shirt and undid her bra. Shannon pulled John's shirt off as he began to massage her breasts in rhythm with their french kissing. She reached down and unzipped his jeans and hers, pulling them both down. He used one hand to pull off her panties. Then he removed his boxers, revealing an enourmous penis - nearly nine inches long. Shannon rubbed his penis until he was harder hen steel. His cock was so wide that she couldn't come close to getting her whole hand wrapped around it. By that time she was soaking wet, and he was ready to enter her.
He went in with his first stroke and Shannon moaned with how deep he went. He began to slide in and out, faster and harder. He used his thumb to gently massage her cilt, and started to suck on her breasts. She felt her pleasure building up inside of her, and she knew she was about to come. He hit her g-spot and she screamed with joy as she hit orgasm. John still hadn't come yet, and her screams made him even harder, so he kept penetrating her deeper and harder and faster.
Shannon became lost in his rhythm, and felt the plesure building up again.
"Ooohhhhh! John! Harder! Ooohhhhh! Yes! Yes!" she yelled, uncontrollably. He continued to massage her cilt with his fingers.
She writhed underneath him as she had another earth-shattering orgasm from her g-spot and her cilt at the exact same time. John finally came into her, and pulled out of her.
Best. Sex. Ever.
Best damn activity out there.
Levels of Satisfaction:
*inadequate pleasure for woman, humiliation for man*
0 + <=8 = :-/
*satisfaction for woman, yet, more satisfaction for man*
0 + <===8 = :-)
*Unexplicable pleasure for woman, great pride for man*
0 + <========8 = :-D
"Let's have sex"
Roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour kissing is a habit fucking is a game guys get all the pleasure girls get all the pain 10 minutes of pleasure 9 monthes of pain 3 days in the hospital a baby with no name the baby is a basterd the mother is a whore this never would have happened if the rubber hadn't tore sex us like math you subtract the clothes add the bed divide the legs and pray to god you don't multiply roses are red grass is green open your legs and I'll fill you with cream sex is evil sex is a sin sins are forgiven so stick it in roses are nice violets are fine I'll be the 6 if you be the 9 eat me beat me bite me blow me fuck me suck me very slowly if you like it don't be sassy use your tounge and make it nasty
Have safe sex
Something that nice guys/geeks like me will never experience. This due to the fact that typical human females go for the bigger, dumber alpha male.
Me: “What’s wrong Melissa, why are you crying?
Melissa: “My boyfriend played me for some hoe!”
Me: “aww, that’s sad…is there anything I can do to help?”
Melissa: “No thanks, I took care of that last night when I had make up sex with some other jock”
Melissa: “Thanks so much for trying, you’re such a NICE GUY Salem!”
Me: “Well, if you need me, I’ll be in my room, crying while masturbating to pictures of you from middle school…”
*goes home and masturbates to pictures of Mel from middle school*
The word that comes up in the related words whenever you search something on Urban Dictionary. Anything.
I searched "A" on Urban Dictionary and "sex" was in the related words section... weird.
I cannot believe that you're spending your time looking up sex on the internet. Pervert! Sheesh...
Then again, you're not the one spending his time writing a definition for sex on the internet.
when a man inserts his erect penis into a woman's wet vagina
I came home from work one day to find my husband naked drinking a beer on out counter. His cock, largest I've ever seen. It looked tasty but I didn't want to show it until we got into sex mode. I knew what I was in for that night, and it was going to be amazing...
He came over to me and he stripped off my blouse and bra and threw them to the side. He unbuttoned my jeans and took off my panties, slowly and romantically. He started to kiss me, his hard cock rubbing against my stomach. He picked me up and threw me onto the bed. Here iit comes. I stradeled my legs and he gave me oral, his tounge exploring my wet pussy. He hit my clit and sent me into screams of pleasure. So I had enough of that, so I flipped him over and I was in control. I carefully slid his hard penis into my pussy and I began to bounce, fast but small. "Ohhh, BABY I love it when you do thatttt... AH!" then i pushed his penis fast and hard and immediate into my pussy and rubbed up and down, in and out hard and fast. I knew he was enjoying it so I let him take control.
He was on top of me missionary style, and his penis never left my vagina. I loved it. He went in out in out in out super fast and harder than he ecer had. "Come on Kurt, I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT HARDER.... AHHH, MMMM, FUCK ME BABY fUcK mE!" I could feel his penis fluttering my g-spot and i knew i was in for an enormous orgasm.
Then he hit me. I went into a giant happy orgasm, and he pulled his penis out of me, and I knew he was almost there, h...
Sex is like math:
You add the bed,
Subtract the clothes,
Divide the legs,
And pray you don't multiply.
Guy 1 to guy 2: Sarah and I were remembering high school math in bed last night when we had sex. We went at it like wild monkeys!