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49.
Sex
A man entering a females vagina or arse. (Could be man into man)
Reaching point of orgasm and coming.
I got home from work late and found my boyfriend on the sofa naked apart from a candy thong he had bought me last Christmas. I could see his penis trying to escape the sickly sweet covered bit of string.. He looked so seductive I dropped my bags and started to tear off my clothes in front off him like a strip tease. He beckoned me over and I began to bite the sweets off of his candy thong one by one, occasionally playing pass the polo. I got closer the the sweets that were nearer to the end of his dick and began to feel the wetness of his come in my mouth. I finished the sweets and ripped off the rest of the string with my teeth. I climbed on top of him and slid down his body, kissing his tender skin as I went. I slid his semi-hard dick into my mouth and began to deep throat it. I could see the lust in my eyes and my pussy began to feel wet! I massaged his balls until his dick was hard and firm. I reached up his body and snogged him ferociously slipping the come in and out of each others mouth.He began to play with my boobs and lick them. I screamed with pleasure as he began to suck my nipples and caress my body. I straddled myself on his body and leaned back so he could have a clear view of my wet pussy. He began to eat me out. He put his mouth over the lips of my pussy and seperated them with his tongue. He began to suck hard on my clit and then began to tongue fuck me. I moaned and groaned until he began to finger fuck me when I screamed with pleasure and came! He threw me onto the floor and pulled out a bottle of toffee sauce from behind the sofa. He began to pour it all over my body and I rubbed it in allover me and put some on him too. We began to lick ever single bit off each other. I gave him head again while he licked me out. For the first time we were doing a 69er! We both came simultaneously and began to kiss still with the come in our mouth. I straddled on to him and his dick slowly found its way inside me. He pushed right into me so hard. He caressed my boobs and licked my body! He became tired and slowed down the tempo. He kissed me passionately to finish it off. I was so overwhelmed and so wet I fell asleep in his arms on the floor. That was one of the best coming home from work I have had! And the longest time sex and foreplay have lasted.
by Jacqqqqqqqqqq July 02, 2007
 
1.
sex
What kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the urban dictionary?
Looking up sex??? Seriously, get off now before I turn off the internet.
by TJ (CC) December 03, 2005
 
2.
sex
sex is like math: you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you dont multiply!
Dude 1: I looooooove math!
Dude 2: No shit so do I dude!

Math geek 1 (wispers to another math geek): I thought they hated math...their always complaining about the homework...
Other math geek: (nods in agreement)We're the real math lovers.
by none March 27, 2005
 
3.
sex
A painful activity in which a man, using the stiffest and pointiest part of his pelvic region, repeatedly stabs a female in her crotch until he feels satisfied. Can also take place between two men, in which one male stabs the other in the bum. Lesbian "sex" may be fun and all, but it aint real sex unless there is some sort of stabbling going on, perhaps with a cleverly shaped hand or steel dildo.
Time to have sex, Sally Struthers!
by suck it December 08, 2001
 
4.
sex
Where a man inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina. Sometimes sex can include the sucking of the penis, oral sex, in which the woman is sucking the mans penis and the man is licking the woman's vagina, anal sex, or hand jobs.
One night my girlfriend was home alone. I came home to our apartment late, and she was waiting near the door for me. She was wearing nothing but a thong and pasties. She walked right up to me and shoved her hand down my pants. "Sharon.." I said, overcome with joy and pleasure. "Don't say a word." She said with an angry tone in her voice. She immediately took off my pants and I felt a bit shocked. I couldn't wait until we had some sex. She licked my cock until I was hard and then she took off her thong. She was soaking wet. Her vagina was a bit fuzzy, but not too hairy. It was a dark brown color. Her pussy was bright pink. She demanded me to get on my knees and eat her out. I gladly agreed and she was screaming and moaning with joy. At that point I just shoved her to the ground and slid my penis into her pussy. "Faster, FASTER! Harder, HAAARDER!" She screamed. "Oooooh! Aaaaaaaah! Don't stop, Steve!" Just the sound of her voice made me fucking horny. I threw her on the bed and all of a sudden the doorbell rang. I went to the door with my dick hanging out and it was a beautiful blonde with no shirt on. She had huge breasts. This must have been the luckiest day of my life. She threw me on the floor and said "FUCK ME!" I went in and out of her hairless pussy faster and harder than I could have fucked anyone. "I have to join! I'm just too fucking horny!" Sharon screamed. The blonde, Christine, demanded Sharon to eat her out. "Gladly!" Sharon screamed. I was watching for a few minutes, pleasuring myself. I was fucking Sharon in the ass, while Sharon was eating Christine out. This went on for about an hour, and by that time I needed some of Christine. I fucked her in the pussy until I had finally cummed. I gave them both facials and they swallowed all of my cum. I was so happy. They were both soaking wet by the time I was through with them. It was the most fun I had ever had in my life.

That was from a website
by Very Horny Man July 25, 2005
 
5.
Sex
This meaning varies for which side of the sex you are on.

Woman: To make sweet passionate love to your soul mate. Elevating each other's bodily experiences to a new level.

Man: What to do when your not watching sports.
Woman: "Let's complete each other darling. I want to caress you with all my love."

Man: "Let's make fucky"
by Nick February 22, 2005
 
6.
sex
the number 6 in Swedish
vi har sex rum och kök
(we have six rooms and kitchen)
by cebelle March 07, 2005
 
7.
sex
Sex is A Sensation.
Driven by Temptation.
A guy sticks his Location
In a girls Destination.
To increase the Population.
For the next Generation.
Do you get my Explanation?
or Do you need a Demonstration?
"Sex is a Sensation"
by Bobby Jim Bob Jimmy June 17, 2008