The act of have sex with a girl doggie style and then putting your finger in her ass to see her reaction
Armondo mondo styled a his girlfriend one night and she loved it.
When a woman, aroused but not committed to having sex with a stranger, insists on his saying her name first before agreeing to proceed.
So did you end up hooking up with that guy?
No way, douchebag could only come up with his own name when I namebegged him!
A point-based MMIRL game. Several players compete to get the most points by having unprotected sex and other stuff. The more points you have, the higher chance you have of winning various diseases.
Protected sex: 0 points
Unprotected sex with someone who's been tested: depends on the results of the test
Unprotected sex with someone you know: 2 point
Unprotected sex with a stranger: 5 points
Unprotected sex with strangers: 10 points
Multiply total score by 10x if you're gay
Let's play AIDS!
"Crush" in the relationships/love sense can have two meanings.more...
The "puppy love" or "OMGSOHOTIWANNADOHIM/HER" kind of crush. The kind when you see someone attractive or cute, you'll basically love them. Most commonly associated with adults such as teachers and celebrities (Brad Pitt and Jessica Alba being common ones). 99.9% of the time, these crushes aren't serious, just a silly little infatuation. Some girls/guys may keep posters of their celebrity crush, masturbate to them or really just like them for the sake of their friends.
The REAL kind of crush. When you have a good-looking or nice/funny/generous/etc friend of the opposite sex (or same sex if that's your thing) or an acquaintance/stranger such as "the guy/girl in my class". In the case of a stranger or acquintance, it COULD be Meaning 1, but if you find yourself a bit more.. obsessed, then it's Meaning 2.
These crushes are painful to experience, but also exciting and addictive to experience. Even if you feel you might not ever get to go out with your crush, you still enjoy the adrenaline and excitement of having a crush; having him/her talk to you, seeing him/her around school/college/university, and reading his/her Facebook or MySpace.
Crushes tend to have a 50/50 success rate. Some fail, some succeed, so keep optimistic!
While having sex with a girl on the beach you pull out, dip your dick in the sand, and put it back in.
I met this butter face at spring break and I gave her a sandy seagull.
a word to be shouted as a code to suggest and initiate sex with a passing stranger
a code word so that when we see a fitty stranger that we basically just want to bone in the nearest dark corner, we have a way of interpreting whether or not they feel the same way.
reply: lets have sex
"oh man im so horny i could just crocodercock the next person that walks by"
"I heard somebody whisper it into my ear on the bus yesterday - i could only oblige, much to the dismay of the elderly lady in front..."
"Shouting it at a wedding does NOT go down well! Especially at the part when they ask for objections. The bride reciprocated, the guests got angry"
Almost all men and women masturbate either sitting or lying down, making this solo move a natural way to spice up a private half hour. Sit or lie on top of the hand you normally masturbate with, dramatically reducing the blood flow in your arm. For men, once you've lost feeling in that hand, dab on some lubricant and begin to masturbate. Women can start with fingers or a toy--the choice is yours. With no no sensation in your hand (but feeling everything down south), you can imagine getting frisky with a mysterious partner--who just happens to know exactly how you like it!
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
I haven't had a partner for some time. And I never had the money or desire to invest in sex toys or call girls. The stranger really is the next best thing to getting it for real.