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1. sex wax
Brand name of a product used by surfers to give them traction on their surfboards.
whoa! Dude, check it out, cherry flavored Sex Wax. Gnarly!
by HUTCH Jan 13, 2004 add a video
2. grudge fuck
Hot, but mean-spirited, almost violent sex used to punish someone. Sometimes it's used to get back at a significant other. Sometimes it's used to make the significant other wake up with scars, bruises, and/or the inability to walk straight.
She's hot but annoying. I wanna grudge fuck her into traction.
3. Soggy Piss Flaps
when piss flaps have a overly wet feeling, possibly after sex
I was banging away and I couldn't get any traction, she has such soggy piss flaps, I just wilted.
4. drift
Its the complete opposite, its when you shift the weight from the rear to the front causing less traction to the rear, wich allows more wheel spin, and with proper turning and accel, you can drift.
I was going 4th on a stright then Heel-toed into 2nd and drifted in and out of this tight hairpin.
by Dial x for sex Oct 15, 2003 add a video
5. mudsex
another word for anal sex
Johnny liked to use ribbed condoms during mudsex for better traction.
by Dick Pole Oct 22, 2004 add a video
6. incestuous homo necro
A person who has sex with their dead father.
That dude is such an incestuous homo necro.
7. sexthrough
Kind of like a drive through carwash but the windows remain open at first. While you are waiting in line to enter an attendant walks up to your car and hands all the passengers a card which has bubbles on it. They are instructed to bubble in information such as their position in the car, desired method of penetration (if any) and whether or not they would like to be sprayed with Sythejakulate (TM). The attendent also checks that all the passengers are nude and of appropriate age. When it is a car's turn the attendant feeds the cards into a photo-optic reader and instructs driver to put the vehicle in neutral. The fee is differential with respect to the acts requested and the number of passengers. Then it is dragged along be a traction chain as in an ordinary car wash. Once in side up to four extentable robotic arms spring into action. First they self-couple with the appropriate adapter: a hand, a mouth, a vibarating, Synthejaculate equipped dildo. Then they enter the open windows and begin fucking the car's occupants. Advanced artificial intelligence and faciobody recognition capablities enable the robotic arms to match requested sex acts to the correct occupants and to recognize when climax is reached or more or less stimulation is desired. Just in case a Robofucker (TM) goes bezer...
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