| 1. | Tiger-style | ||
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When you have sex with your wife and pass along all the STDs you've caught from your affairs, a la Tiger Woods. Husband, to wife: "Want to do it Tiger-style tonight?"
Wife: "What is that? Like doggie-style?" Husband: "No -- we have sex and you catch all the diseases my cocktail waitress girlfriend gave me last month." |
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| 2. | Crying Tiger | ||
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Doing a chick tiger-style (like doggy style, but more intense), then spraying your batter in stripes across her back. To finish, you slap her in the face or punch her in the kidney (doesn't matter, so long as she cries). That girl was a straight up freak, so I made her a crying tiger.
She was being a bitch, so I gave her a crying tiger for her birthday. She wanted Thai food, so I ordered up some crying tiger. |
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| 3. | Crying Tiger | ||
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Doing a chick tiger-style (like doggy style, but more intense), then spraying your batter in stripes across her back. To finish, you slap her in the face or punch her in the kidney (doesn't matter, so long as she cries).
That girl was a straight up freak, so I made her a crying tiger.
She was being a bitch, so Mark gave her a crying tiger for her birthday. She wanted Thai food, so I ordered up some crying tiger. |
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| 4. | tiger couch | ||
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A sexual position that has the male entering the female from behind (aka tiger style) while both lay on the couch. The male may gnaw enticingly at the female's neck, much like a bengal tiger in the African jungle. Amanda became Bobby's next assailant of the tiger couch a few days ago.
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| 5. | lion style | ||
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King of the jungle sex; sex in which the male and female repeatedly growl at each other, or in extreme cases, scratch each others faces at random intervals Male: Let's do it.
Female: Ok, let's do it lion style! Male: ROAR!(scratches females face) Female: GRR! (scratches males face) Male: Hell ya =] |
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| 6. | Crouching tiger, hidden dragon | ||
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When doggie style sex in a small shower stall requires the woman to crouch down like a tiger to avoid her head from getting rammed into the wall, while the man scrumping her from behind is hidden in the mist of the shower. Yo bro, that shower was so small I had to bend my bitch over and pound her crouching tiger, hidden dragon style.
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| 7. | Black Monkey Style | ||
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when you gang banging an orangutan wearing a strap on covered in gorilla glue. then you bang them in the ass and you get stuck and you use their rectum as a condom to have sex with their sister after you rip your dick out.
Ian: yo mamma is so fat, that she makes Paris Hilton look like a tampon. Jack: Oh ya? Yo mamma's so hairy the last time I had sex with your mother I thought I was in the zoo doing a black monkey style.
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