What Christmas turns into if you have sex before opening presents.
May also refer to the act of spending most of the 25th having sex.
"We celebrated Sexmas instead of giving gifts this year."
"I love Sexmas, it's the most wonderful time of the year."
December 25th, where sex is received instead of gifts .
Alisa: Merry Christmas !
Genevieve: MERRRY GENUKUS ! fuck xmas , GENUKUS is WAY better . a day where you get sex instead of presents.
A man who thinks the sun rises and sets with his dick. Although, he does know how to use it, lacks in many other trades in the bedroom. You probably won't be able to carry much of a conversation with him, due to his lack of intelligence and abundance of immaturity.more...
You may look at him from a distance and say, "Yeah, I could fuck him," but once you actually try and vocalize an intrest you automatically bail because you realize that you would rather have sex with the 500 lb man standing next to him WITH a personality. You might think that this is a well rounded person, loves his parents, goes to college, plays sports, but the only thing that is well-rounded about him is the size of his penis. But even his penis lacks in personality 90% of the time.
He thinks he is a hardass and will talk a lot of shit, but when a confrontation arises he backs down like a pussy (which he has no clue how to eat). He is scared of commitment, and will treat you like you should give a damn what he says, and that you should do what he tells you, when he tells you. He basically presents a relationship (with a douche-bag) without actually stating that you are in a relationship. He will question you about everything, but Hell-to-the-no will you ask him anything. I often think about him when I am super horny, but then I realize how stupid that thought was and how much I would rather use my dildo. Even my vibrator has a better personality.
having your livelihood taken from you, being had, "taken to the cleaners", also includes and not limited to taking someones spouse while they lay on their deathbed, assuming control over businesses that don't belong to you or have no reason for you to be involved in, terminating every employee in said business to erase the memory of the previous owner, having allusions that what you are partaking in is what the deceased wanted, being completely unfaithful to the newly stolen spouse every chance the situation presents itself, also including and not limited to being in denial about having a drug addiction to prescribed pain pills
Did you hear BAW is getting Moed, terrible just terrible, I give the business 10 years and it will be completely destroyed, and the name whored out and pissed on
A self satisfying sexual act where one takes their finger(s), usually the index finger, and massages the ring of their butt-hole in a circular fashion. Being sure to never actually penetrate the butt-hole to avoid any homosexual suspicions. Due to the fact there is no penetration implies that the person giving them selves some Charlie Hash-browns is in fact straight, unless other data presents itself.
also referred to as simply 'hash-browns'
Cameron: ...are you fingering your butthole?
Notneal: Naw man i aint gay, i'm just giving myself some charlie hash-browns.
Jack: so i was hash-browning myself the other day, and after i was done my finger kind of smelled like sweet potatoes.
The unexpected dislodge of any mixture of saliva, semen, sweat or lubrication from the anus followed by anal sex. Usually, it is through the act of farting. The dislodged mixture looks similar to snot and is usually clear. It can be slightly to very brown colored depending on how influential the receiver's poop is.
The explosion is a natural bodily function in which the buttocks uses to filter itself to become clean. The action presents itself anywhere from 5 minutes to 5 hours after receiving penetration.
Jordan: "Come to bed, dude."
Max: "I can't yet."
Jordan: "Why not?"
Max: "Dude, we just went at it for an hour; my aftershock is gonna be huge!"
Austin: "Oh, boy! Gotta run to the bathroom. Aftershock just hit me."
Gramma Nancy: "But, church just started, darling."
Also known as: butt pop, fuck fart, after orgasm, cumfart
A hipper, cooler birthday surprise. One with liquor and possibly sex at the end. Not your grandmother's birthday surprise.
"Chris was out of town during his birthday. I'm going to make it up to him by making sure that he has a wicked birthdizzle."