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providing the stomach and taste buds with a 'special experience'...-you couldn't "get off" with the local slut/stud, so you take the box of chocolates and boot (eat) them yourself!!

you're tired of eating "shit sammiches", so you go to franco's and get you some scallopini, scampi etc!
ah'm sick o' these turds on a roll!!, ah'm gone go to foolsley's and sex my guts!

she wanted him to sex her guts, then her orifice!
by michael foolsley July 19, 2011

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