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when 2 people love each other, they show their affection by having sex! i came home 1 day 2 c my boyfriend lying on the couch watching the redskins game. i take off my shoes and go sit next to him and we start making out. i start 2 take off his shirt as his tongue gently pushes against mine. he takes off my shirt the i take off his pants and he takes my skirt off. we walk to our bedroom in my seethrough bra and my lace thong and his boxers. he throws off my thongs and pushes me onto the bed as i pull down his boxers. i gently play with his huge dick and it hardens immediatly. he gently pushes his dick into my wet vagina. "oooooooh baby u can do better than that!' he pushes it farther until he reaches my g-spot. "ooohhh yesss" i moan with delight. then i get ontop of him while his quitly unhooks my DD bra. he strokes my huge boobs while i pleasure his dick. i lick him and lightly nibble him while he screams with delight. i suck his penis so hard the juices flow right out. i lift my mouth and he kisses the semen off my lips. then he starts to kiss alll over my body: in between my boobs, on my stomach and in my freshley waxed vagina. oooooooooohhhhhhh baby ur so nice. he starts humping me again and we meet organisms at the same time and with laugh! We hear the doorbell ring and he goes and sees his best buddy at the door and he comes in and starts staring at me. i give him 1 look and tell him 2 gwt out cause im having sex with my man. we fuck each other all night until we fall asleep naked side by side. more...
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| 16. | after sex phone call | ||
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just like it sounds a call made after sex i always call paul and say "hey paul guess what...i just got laid" then i laugh and he gets mad because he cant get a slice of pootinany pie
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| 17. | bar laugh | ||
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December 15, 2008 Urban Word of the Day
1. The insipid laugh emitted by half drunk people at a singles bar when they are responding to the wit, wisdom and humor of other half drunk people hoping to score. sounds like - ha, ha, (slight pause) ha, ha, ha (intonation on the middle ha)
2. everyday use of a flirtatious laugh indicating possible interest in a member of the opposite sex, most frequently used by young women I can't believe all the bar laughs I heard at that party. Were all the women drunk, or were they coming on to President Clinton?
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| 18. | volcanic crater | ||
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A sadistic sexual practice in which a male coats his penis in muscle-rub (a medicinal heat rub such as Deep Heat, Fiery Jack or Menthol-Balm) and then has anal sex with another person who is unaware that they are being injected with the muscle-rub. Within minutes, the recipient’s sphincter and rectum while become irritated and can be likened to a volcanic crater.
Dude 1: "Yo, I totally freaked out my girlfriend the other night!"
Dude 2: "How so?" Dude 1: "I'd just come back from the gym, still had my Deep Heat in my pocket and gave her a volcanic crater for a laugh!" |
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| 19. | fuckle chuckle | ||
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v. To laugh or chuckle during a sexual act, preferably the sexual act of fucking. "So I was banging my old lady last night, and she made this funny noise and then said, 'oh fuck me hard big boy.' So then I fuckle chuckled right in her face."
"When the vagina farts during sex, I can't help but fuckle chuckle." |
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| 20. | Kentlands | ||
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A plaza located in Gaithersburg, Maryland. When one wants to make drug deals, do drugs, have pre-marital sex, drink a 40oz., smoke a black, get into fights, or just have a good ol' slabby ice cream at Marble Slab, this is the place to go. 'Kentlands Rats' are the inhabitants of such a place. Ages ranging from 9 to 25. Most 'Kentlands Rats' never really go home, but sleep under a bench by the fountain. Most don't shower and are very skinny beacuse they've spent all their money on drugs, and can't afford to feed themselves, or take a bus home.
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The fountain, which is located behind the row of buildings which includes Marble Slab Creamery and Crepes a Go-Go, is one of the many places you will find the 'Kentlands Rats'. The fountain, which up until recently was polluted with urine, rat corpses, e. coli, algae, vomit, feces, semen, pennies, and myraids of other unidentifiable objects, is the most common place to find the 'Kentlands Rats'. The fountain is not the only place where you can find the 'Kentlands Rats'. They roam freely around the neighborhoods surrounding the Kentlands. The 420 stairs is one place you find almost all 'Kentlands Rats' at some point in time. There they are able to smoke marijuana freely without confrentation with local authorities. Other places such as Bong Waters and Lakelands Park are not visited as frequesntly due to inability to smoke marijuana because of distance and the local authorities. Many of the 'Kentlands Rats' don't limit their dr... |
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| 21. | cream station | ||
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It's not really an actual place or anything, it just means to have sex, ya know? man 1: Oh man check out that fiiine woman!
man 2: I'd sure like to take HER to the cream station! man 1: *insert dumb laugh here* |
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