...no sex

Two words you never want to hear your girlfriend, wife
or otherwise ever say, as it is usually her threatening to
withdraw sex from your relationship for an indefinite

time period because you have done or said, or are about to
do or say something extremely stupid.

Can also be used to blackmail or extort by forcing you
to say or do something you don't want to.
Such as clean the dishes, iron the clothes, walk the dog,
pick up the kids from school, do things a woman should
generally do or spew secrets on your best mate and

so on and so on...

The no sex threat is a womans Straight Flush
It is not a Royal Flush because it doesn't always work,
not all men are that reliant on sex, but 98.97% of us are,
so it may aswell be a Royal Flush.

A game that is played by many Japanese high schoolers. A group of teens, with an equal number of boys and girls, gather at a private place. The boys and girls all pair up and have unprotected sex. After all the boys ejaculate, the couples switch partners. This continues until every boy has had sex with every girl (and visa versa). Now because the girls are at different stages in their cycles, some will not get pregnant (they escaped the bullet as in Russian roulette) and some will get pregnant (they got the bullet as in Russian roulette). But unlike the real Russian roulette, for the girls who got the bullet in this game there is a way out. Because, prior to playing, each player is required to put 5000 yen into a pool called "ejaculation insurance". The collected money is then used to pay for the abortions of any pregnancies that result.

a day recognizing the great great great great grandparents of E.M. A day where these brave souls escaped the bondage of the Spanish conquistadors and came to this great land of America. Thank You S, for always believing in my heritage!

Baby-maker and/or sex toy.
Should be tied to a bed at all times for convenience and to avoid havoc.

verb; To have sex outside in the middle of a cul de sac.

During the act of anal sex, or due to insertion of the penis into 1. a female, 2. a male, or 3. an animals anus, particulate matter of feces will escape with the departure of the penus, causing thus forth, a "poop monster"

Also known as Comte Donatien Alphonse François de Sade. He was born in France in 1740. The father of sadism (sade=sadism, get it now?). He held month long orgies at his house. Was arrested for sodomy (which means to have anal sex, basically, but usually it refers to having anal sex with a guy), he escaped and was later sent to an assylum. He wrote books, supposedly the most fucked up books ever written. They're all full of sex and pain and sadism and pain and sex and other naughty things. Read them. The Marquis de Sade is so insanely awesome, he's even more awesome than Oscar Wilde, and that's pretty fucking cool.