I owned a sex doll once, it cost a fortune, but it felt just like how I imagined the real thing would feel. Then I got carried away and during a particularly torrid night of passion I gave her a love bite on the neck. I never saw her again as she just farted real loud and flew straight out of the window. I cant afford another.
Foreplay- blowing it up
Eating out- eating a pizza and accidently dropping it on the doll
penetration- doll keeps deflating, so add some foreplay
afterfucking ciggie- burning a hole in the doll and packaging it to be sent to a hated person.
Feeling dirty- priceless!