|1.||Gay before bed|
The act of masturbating before bed, 'gay' referring guys playing with their PENIS etc.
Made famous by Ultimate Force, an English TV show about the SAS in which Cpl Ricky Man has an inside joke with Cpl Louis Hoffman - he generally follows it with 'they love it, they do, they love it'
well this is a paraphrase of 1 scene from Ultimate Force...
Cpl Ricky Mann walks in camera shot carrying Vaseline
Ricky: Here, this should work on the C4 detonators, and get you through a couple of games of Gay Before Bed"
Cpl Louis Hoffman: *smirks immaturely*
1. Great sex before bed that puts you right to sleep.
"Cocka-by" - "cocka" replaces "lulla" in Lullaby.'
2. As similarly explained in Wikipedia: A Cockaby (wk: Lullaby) is a soothing "sextivity", usually done with compliant participants before they go to sleep, with the intention of speeding that process; after explosion of great orgasm
Wikipedia (for Lullaby): A lullaby is a soothing song, usually sung to young children before they go to sleep, with the intention of speeding that process.
I woke up feeling VERY refresh this morning! Perhaps it's because I got a great Cockaby last night. :D
|3.||Coffee and a muffin before bed|
A euphemism for sex despite one's partner(s) being tired.
Would you like some coffee and a muffin before bed?
|4.||breakfast in bed|
When a girl is passed out from drinking and a guy starts jacking off in the morning, jumps on the bed, shakes it to wake the girl up, and skeets all over her face.
After getting shitfaced the night before, Mary was passed out from drinking. Jack decided to surprise her by serving some breakfast in bed.
When your laying in bed and want to take your socks off without moving. You rub your feet against your mattress to remove your socks and it feels almost orgasmic.
"Dude after work yesterday, I went home and had some amazing socks sex before I went to sleep."
Small particles of dried specimen that are felt in the bed usually after having long sessions of sexual intercourse. The "grit" will most likely come from a females orgasm, will be extracted by the penetration of the males penis and will feel like grains of salt or sand in the bed. When you notice sex grit, you wipe the sheets off as quickly as you can before your partner is finished in the bathroom.
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1. A name for a sexually stimulating person.
2. The name of a muffin if eaten immediately before, after or during sex. This muffin is usually shared at the breakfast table or in bed after or during a long night of fornication.
1. We shared a sex muffin after 5 hours of playing "find the teacup".
2. That girl, is a total sex muffin.
3. Justin had gone to the supermarket to purchase "sex muffins" for his date that evening.
4. Janet Reno, though very attractive, would not be considered a "sex muffin".