Hershel is another word used to describe fecal matter (poop). Hershel is only used for the worst kinds of poops, like the one's that causes your stomach to have cramps.

excrement,

poop,

shit,

poo-poo,

shite,

defecation,

shat,

scat,

feces,

bowel movement,

doo-doo,

caca,

poopie,

a stinky toilet submarine,

an inedible babe ruth candy bar,
ass goblins,

ass kabobs

ass monkeys

black banana

blind eels

boulder

chocolate channel chewie

colon cannonballs

corn eyed butt snake

corn massacre

crapsters

creamy butt nuggets

digested Crayola box

Easter Bunny's present

the fourth teletubby

frightened turtle

hardened fudge nuggets

hell's candy

Indian rug burns

keester cakes

Mississippi mud

monglin cluster shit

mudfat balls

peanut butter poop

pre-dingleberry

potty animals

product of Uranus

sea pickle

sewer serpents

shitsicles

space slug

Super Shit Man

tangy butt nuts

that ain't chocolate puddin'!

tom cruise missiles

toxic turdeys

turd tunnel tasty

yellow submarine

air out the anus

ass sneezing

bust a shit

christen the comfort station

cook some beans

clean one's colon

cut off a load

drop a chalupa

drop ass goblins

drop some friends off at the lake

empty the manure spreader

take a plane crash - no survivors

talk to a man about a horse

blow mud

booty hole burnout

butt dribblets

butt drool

chocolate explosion

G.I. shits

human expresso machine

Montezuma's revenge

oohs and ahs

screaming mimis

supersonic sewer sauce

boggy crapper

toilet bowl stew

cattle cookies

chimp chunks

cow farts

dog logs

doggy sausage

elk duds

kagatzka

lawn sausage

anal impaction

stool

moose treats

ordure