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1. myspace whore
A myspace whore can usually be seen as an ugly female, trying to look of the least bit pretty using photoshop. Usually having the same pose of themselves about 5 times, just in different places, then captioning "missing yu babiii~~." Most whores dont spell anything right, and wont take the time to type out a three-letter word(ex: you, the,).

You may see whoring as funny, or maybe even a compliment. You may think, i'll post all 12 pictures(maximun limit) of me, showing i have absolutely no friends.

Some myspace whores are underaged seventh grade sluts. They think they are chill having pictures of their little immature breasts. They also have "D0Nt StARt With MEHH" in their about me's.

Also, myspace whores have more then 400 friends. Not one person can have more then 400 friends. It's ridiculus to add someone for the number, they have feelings too.

Nobody wants to see "mi b0o0ored." on a myspace, its not interesting. And chances are no one probably wants to comment it, but since you say I'LL COMMENT YOU IF YOU COMMENT ME, you apparently have no choice..

The last statement about myspace whores would most likely be they can post more then 10 bullitens a ...
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2. birthday club
When a dude turns fourteen girls from grade seven all go and suck his cock.
When John turned fourteen all the seventh grade girls came and gave him head. That's a birthday club.
3. middle school
the living hell that people ages 11-14 go through. the cliques are all gay. if you don't like whatever the mainstream station plays, you're weird. one small screwup will fuck you up for the rest of the year. gym is a class where the jocks get a chance to beat on everyone else and call it dodgeball. if you want to be different you'll be a loser or a nerd. if you try to be a prep, you're a poser or a loser or nerd. all the girls watch mtv and talk about it like its the shit. you get cut down on every accident you make. it sucks. try to pass the first time around. take up a sport or play an instrument, it'll help you take your mind off all the shit. drama happens all the time. girls are sluts, guys are dicks and pervs. most days you'll want to cry when you get home. it sucks.
kid in 5th grade: sweet, middle school.
kid in seventh grade: middle school sucks.

prep girl one: did you guys see the hills last night?
prep girl two: omg yes! i love that show!

normal person: fags.
4. Tenafly
Tenafly is a both wonderful and terrible place. Children are first influenced into being brats when they're born. They come from families with extreme amounts of money. Their parents give them whatever they want and they soon become the spoiled brats they were destined to be. There are a few children who's parents influence them and they become very good people. The popular girls are japs and are very rude. They dress like sluts and get not so good grades (bad). The popular boys are on every travel team thought possible from soccer to lacrosse. They tend to be extremely hot and are considered to be dicks. They also come from families with alot of money so they throw fabulous parties that are spred al over the schools to make the unpopulars feel bad about themselves. The popular boys get the best grades in the grade. In 6th grade the 4 elementary schools come together into one big middle school and all the populars already know each other so don't try to become popular in the non-existant confusion. In seventh grade the bar and bat mitzvahs start and every week end you go to the 30,000 do...
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5. Bogota, NJ
A town filled with everything from gangsters to emo chicks and 7th graders that look like macaulay culkin. Since Bogota High School starts in 7th grade, the girls become sluts and start smoking/drinking/doing drugs even faster . Most people flock to GSP, Teaneck, or Ridgefield Park to have fun because there's nothing to do in Bogota.
Person 1: Hmm. I want to hang out with some emo 7th grade whores, smoke cigarettes and then maybe go to the mall.. where should I go??

Person 2: Bogota, NJ
6. Shrinie
A person who goes to Shrine. Can be derogitory or used affectionately. Shrinies are known for being totally innocent until around seventh grade and then its like BAM! Total pervs/sluts. They really like partying and gossiping. All in all, pretty cool, but not as cool as ROHS kids.
Jake is a Shrinie. He's the one who taught me what "Bend you over" means.
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