|1.||The Seven Hills School|
The best school in Cincinnati. For incredibly artsy, intelligent and rich kids. Everyone there is incredibly kind and personable.
Jim: "Ahh that guy is so nice and artsy! Where does he go to school"
Sara: "Oh he must go to The Seven Hills School..."
|2.||The Seven Hills School|
The safest and most sheltered high school in the world.
Mr. Francis: Someone graffitied on the wall. SOUND THE ALARMS
Student: aka someone wrote Brott blows in pencil at four corners.
Mr. Brott: Someone wrote an inappropriate definition of seven hills online. NO ONE TALK ABOUT IT!! DON'T OVERREACT! I will contact urban dictionary immediately and have them take it down.
Only at The Seven Hills School
|3.||Coronado High School|
The richest, whitest high school in Clark County (the largest county in Nevada).
Coronado is filled with white kids who think they are thugs and drugs. When attending Coronado it is customary for EVERYONE to partake in the consumption of black tar heroin.
The amount of self-absorption and drug use at Coronado High School is uncanny.
|4.||Coronado High School|
A high school located in Clark County, Nevada where all the rich kids that can't go to Bishop Gorman HS go to. Filled with preps who get mad when they see someone wearing the same thing as them, jocks who think they're the shit, and everyone else who doesn't give a rat's ass what happens.
Dude: What the fuck happened yesterday at Coronado High School?
Chick: I don't know, who gives a fucking shit anymore?
Millburn Short Hills is a bubble town. We are rich. We are fabulous. And just about every town in a 100 mile radius is pretty damn jealous. There is no poverty, no crime and no riffraff. We live in houses $750,000-6 million and drive Mercedes, beamers, range rovers and every other nice car imaginable. Our biggest concerns in the morning include deciding what color lacoste shirt to wear, and what seven jeans we should pair it with. Not to mention, our high school parking lot rivals that of a Ray Catena dealer. Our school system is practically private, and if you don’t get into an ivy/top 100 college, you might as well move. We shop in the finest boutiques and travel the world every school vacation. We excel in the soccer as well as the country club sports tennis, golf and fencing.
And oh yes,
The people who write that Millburn/Short hills is the armpit of America, well you’re just jealous because you aren’t rich and fabulous.
Millburn Short Hills is the "OC" of the east coast. we know you're jealous.
|6.||Livingston High School|
As much as everybody complains that they hate Livingston, it's not that bad of a town. The crime rate is relatively low (though it's been getting worse because the ghetto kids from Newark and West Orange have been moving in). Even though there are many cliques (Asians, japs, blacks and hispanics, etc.) and you would think we're just a rich stuck up town, people are surprisingly nice to each other. There are rarely any cases of "bullying" and whatever. Livingston is also close to NYC and the shore, and at least we have a movie theater, ice skating rink, and a few restaurants. There are three malls near us - Livingston Mall, Willowbrook Mall, and Short Hills Mall. Nobody ever goes to the Livingston Mall because the Short Hills Mall has the expensive name brand stores.more...
Most people here are obnoxiously rich. Kids whose families have airplanes and private jets are considered a little richer than everyone else, but it's not that out of the ordinary. You look at the student parking lot and see Range Rovers, Audis, and BMWs, and then look at the teachers parking lot and see regular cars like Hondas and Fords. If you don't own at least one pair of True Religion jeans or something designed by Tory Burch, you aren't a true Livingstoner. And by Livingstoner, I mean LivingSTONER.
Everyone here does drugs because they have nothing better to do with their money, and if anything ever happens, their parents can hire the best lawyers and use money to pay their way out.
People here are al...
A school in Henderson, Nevada near seven hills filled with partying, a bunch of rich ass drug users, sluts, and really smart kids. Pills are very popular here, especially smoking oxycontin. Heroin has become popular.
The school doesn't excel in any sports and is basically Gorman except for good sports.
-Dude, did you get domed up last night ?
-of course I did, I went to a Coronado party