Spejaculation 

When Speculation and ejaculation have one thing in common,they both can be a lot of wank.

;"The poperazzi official response was that it was an act of holy war on the Protestants ,was proven to be more Spejaculation"

Spejaculation by Belteshazzar September 1, 2009

shejaculation 

The female ejaculation often caused by a tender caress of the "g-spot" in a "come hither" motion. Related words are shejaculate (n) and shejaculate (v).

Heather shejaculated all over my face and eyes, so now I can't see bitch.
Her shejaculation got all over my bed.
I had to wash her shejaculate off my sheets the next morning.

shejaculation by Kevin Keegan February 12, 2005

Premature Stabulation 

Lunging to stab someone WAY too early in Call of Duty, followed by being stabbed by the enemy.

John: Did you kill that guy?
Jeff: No, I prematurely stabulated!!!
John: That sucks
Jeff: I'm so frickin pissed!!!
John: Classic case of premature stabulation

Premature Stabulation by COD BABAY April 30, 2011

Shejaculation 

noun
shē-ˌja-kyə-ˈlā-shən

1. the act of shejaculating. What a person, who identifies as a she, does when having an orgasm where a fluid, shejaculate, discharges from a vagina (or penis if the penis owner is a she).

Variations of: If one is fluid, or non-binary, this fluid and this action may change name to satisfy the need of the gender or the one in the throes of this action.
Examples: hejaculation, queerjaculation, themjaculation, etc...

Shejaculation, once reached, ended the night of romance.

Shejaculation by Cathy Comedie January 23, 2021

stabulation 

Death by 10+ stab wounds

Johnny died from stabulation.

stabulation by Colpy January 17, 2009

Zetaculation

The result of a suprise twist in the storyline or plot of a movie, TV show, play, online video/podcasat often consisting of intense tingling and/or pleasure, similar to an orgasm; zetacular; orgasm

While watching a Fred video on Youtube I had a Zetaculation.

Zetaculation by McDickles July 19, 2010

etaculation 

This is a fun filled cure for halitosis. You load a couple Tic Tacs into your urethra before getting a blow job.
Beginners should start with fruit flavors. Mint and cinnamon is for experts only.

Beat cum breath with a delicious etaculation.

etaculation by lamf December 27, 2011