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Rata Serpiente 

An individual in an work setting with habits of a rat and snake. The rata serpiente utilizes the strongest attributes of the snake and rat to improve status, position, or prestige. Although they may seem harmless, the rata serpiente has a venom that paralyzes its prey with its hypodermic fangs and long meaningless conversations. The rata serpiente will always attack when prey is not looking or in low light situations. The fangs are retractable to allow the sucking of penises to improve power, while their scales coil and warm the balls, and the tail may be used tickle the anus. Their weaknesses are superior predator pack animals, or strong willed intellectuals. Movie examples include Fredo Corleone from Godfather, and Uncle Scar from The Lion King. Word is Bond
As long as we have the rata serpiente in our company, no one will be safe.

He's such a cool guy, Naw Fuck that dude he's a cheater and a rata serpiente.
I got fired, and didn't see it coming, that fucking rata serpiente.
Rata Serpiente by Da Lone Wolf April 15, 2021
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El Serpiente 

Cobra Kai kid thats rlly good at karate
Me: Who are you?
Miguel Diaz: I am... El Serpiente

The Serpent Maneuver 

The art of sneaking up to your buddy and cornering him/her against something locking legs while ripping a hilatious fart on them, leaving them with no escape. Inventors:: JG and TA.
Dude I was at work today and threw down "the serpent maneuver" on Morrissey, shell shocking him into submission.

Reverse Serpentor 

Masturbating while at a famous tomb or burial place.

In G.I. Joe, Cobra created Serpentor by visiting the tombs of some of the world's most famous historical figures and extracting their DNA.

By performing a Reverse Serpentor, you are instead leaving your DNA at said tomb.
I just pulled a Reverse Serpentor at Jim Morrison's grave. Now I feel guilty and could use a quick nap.

Serpent's Venom 

Serpent's Venom is when somebody in a particular large group of people wishes to team up with one person in particular in multiple games and refuses to let anybody else team with them. This forced attachment typically effect's the victim and the way they see said person.
''Jeremy has Serpent's Venom, I swear Adam never leaves his side.''
Serpent's Venom by Hunter89392 January 16, 2021

Serpentine 

A last minute thrown together strategy that revolves around strafing left to right and right to left in rapid succession. It will most likely result in failure when the opponent learns of the obvious pattern.
"We're surrounded. What are we gonna do?!"
"SERPENTINE!"
Serpentine by The Majick March 15, 2008

City serpent

Your typical business man/woman who is always in a rush to get somewhere, whose left their manners at home. All dressed in black and are often found gathered together in 'nests'.
Do you see that city serpent jogging?
City serpent by TheBSTA March 17, 2016