"Yeah i heard that song just the other day, Pretty London, Ireland!!"
Friend: Hey dude, if you dont go see a therapist soon about your problem you may kill yourself
Faggot: What?! Why
Friend: Well if you dont do it your self I might just have to kill you... Serj Tankian is on a level close to god... get over it
Me: What? When? Where?!!
Close Friend: Calm down man... I'm not sure yet...
Me: Dude! This is SERJ TANKIAN we're talking about! How the deuce can I calm down!!! YOU MUST TELL ME!!
Close Friend: Well, I gotta go... so umm... bye o.0
Me: No! Come back! You must tell me when it is!!!
2. Sexiest man of all time.
3. Even sexier than Raptor Jesus and Cosplay girls.
Girl two: Forget George Clooney, forget Johnny Depp. Hell, forget Raptor Jesus! ITS SERJ TANKIAN!
*Girl two then Chuck Norris Round-House Kicks girl one in the vaginal region*