To sergio is to steal hubcaps,wing-mirrors and basically anything while disguised as an Arab, English teacher with a scouse accent. Often done under the pretext of borrowing.
B."I'll bring it in tomorrow! Sorry,I'm very old and forgetfull"
A."Whatever, by the way, have you put on weight?"
B: yeah! I wish he would talk to me, he is the BEST!
Person: Uhh, I’ve heard of it.
Man: Well I was reading that, and it’s interesting ’cause what is says is that you don’t know what the f*ck you’re talking about.
Woman: I want a raise!
Man: Your good, get better and stop asking for things.
A: Let me ask you something, what do woman want?
B: Who cares?
person b: i'm horrible at advice, you should talk to sergio