sexlexia 

A very sexy learning disorder.

"I am plagued with sexlexia!"

sexlexia by One Ton Angel March 27, 2003

Selflexia 

Dyslexia of the 'self'. When a person is having difficulty finding clarity or struggling to find answers when focusing on themselves. When you can easily solve problems for others, quickly come up with solutions for your friends, family, colleagues or clients but when you turn your focus towards you it becomes a jumbled up mess!

1. I am great at helping others but my selflexia makes it really difficult to figure out my own life
2. I can come up with business ideas for my friends all day long but I've got selflexia when it comes to figuring out what my business should be
3. I want to change my career but the selflexia struggle is real
4. I'm so confused and overwhelmed, this selflexia block is driving me mad

Selflexia by Spnash October 4, 2017

Sexlexia 

The inability to learn any subject taught by a ridiculously hot teacher.

Tom "Yo man how you doing in Professor Hazeliefs class? I hear shes a fox."
Harry "Shes too hot man... Every time i try to learn something my Sexlexia flares up."

Sexlexia by HK303 February 25, 2011

sexflexuality 

A sexuality based off of dating a gender fluid person thats gender always changes, so instead of saying you are pan, bi etc and you only wanna take that person you can say you are sexflexuality

Milan: "I have a boyfriend! her name is Yolanda and he is gender fluid!"
Mike: "So what sexuality are you?"
Milan: "sexflexuality!, it's where you are dating a gender-fluid person but don't wanna be bi, pan etc and I only wanna date them!"

sexflexuality by yo-landie August 12, 2023

Sexlexia 

A mental disorder where a person sees connotations for sex everywhere, principally within literature. The term can also be applied more generally to encompass all forms of communication and social life.
The concerned person will be very disagreeable and will, unconsciously, relate everything you say to him, to sex. He will be incapable of any clear thought whatsoever.
Certain people believe that sexlexia may cause an irreversible modification of the brain, which will block the victim from clear thought for the rest of his life. Specialists disagree over the cause of the illness, but it is most commonly believed that Sexlexia is not only influenced by the social lifestyle of the victim, but also by the size of his penis (very small).

Dialog:
Man 1: Did you see the fooball match last night?
Sexlexic: What, you have a foot fetish now do you?

Most common sexlexia symptom:
Man 2: It was so hot last night.
Sexlexic: Ur mom was so hot last night!

Sexlexia by TheZoolooMaster September 24, 2006

surflexia 

a condition characterized by a chronic internet surfer/chatterer's inability to read from left to right, right to left, up to down, or down to up, as a result of being online too much in a spontaneous or non-purpose centered manner.

Denine has been doin' the online surfing and chat rooms for about 11 hours a day since her unemployment insurance came through, and her surflexia is so bad she asked her boyfriend to read her cable bill to her.

surflexia by splitch September 10, 2012

sexflexuality 

if you are dating a gender fluid person or their gender keeps changing, Instead of declaring that you are pansexual, bisexual, etc. and that you only want to date that person, you can instead describe your sexual orientation as sexflexuality.

Milan: "I have a boyfriend! her name is Yolanda and he is gender fluid!"

Mike: "So what sexuality are you?"

Milan: "sexflexuality!, it's where you are dating a gender-fluid person but don't wanna be bi, pan etc and I only wanna date them!"

sexflexuality by yo-landie August 13, 2023