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1.
One who masturbates with a spiderman blowup doll
I walked in on that guy and he was being such a seraita, and man was he shootin webs.

by zashley October 21, 2007
 
2.
one who has a chode
holy shit dude i never knew he was a seraita until he dropped his towel!
by Samuel Shaqueero December 26, 2008