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sequesterfuck

A government worker's unpaid and involuntary leave of absence from work because Congress chooses politics over leadership.

A mix of sequester and clusterfuck.
"I heard about the shutdown.. so you're on vacation, right?" "This sequesterfuck is no vacation, man. I'm worried about my bills. I don't know when it's going to end. I have no control over it. And when I go back, I'll have to work tons of extra hours just to fix all the shit that happened while I was gone."
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sequestered

If the jury is deadlocked they're put up in a hotel together so they can't communicate with the outside world.
Homer: So "if" we get "deadlocked", we'll be "sequestered" at the Springfield Palace Hotel. Where we'll get a free room, free food, free swimming pool, free HBO. Ooh! Free Willy!
sequestered by Principal Skinner January 11, 2008

sequester 

to have sex
want to go back to my place and sequester
sequester by catwordguy October 20, 2022

sequester 

When you jizz in a girl's belly button, or on/in another part of their body.

Alternatively defined as cumming anywhere else than naturally intended.
Patrick
"I sequestered all over her face."

Dallas
"Fuckin shit, I knew you weren't the daddy."
sequester by calipark October 29, 2011

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

Power Couple 

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
Word of the Day on June 7, 2026