Top Definition
A 70 year old perv who commonly shouts at kids to stop hacking into his internet go back to their own houses or Web-Based schools.

Commonly called a geezer and always has a few viagra on hand.
The septuagenerian has about 5 televisions and they're all set to the same porno while he is out back having a cig.
by Ace Tea January 23, 2014

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