girl one: hey you know that guy Rick from Psych 214 last semester?
girl two: Rick?... Rick, uhmmm, Ohhhhh! Yah, Rick, I'm just starting septemrember it now. He always had that man purse with him.
girl two: I think you mean satchel, and come on, he's kinda cute
guy one: Man, I was sitting in Physics today and I honestly don't septemrember anything useful from last year
guy two: Same here, If it wasn't for fb I wouldn't septemrember any my random hook-ups at all