A week-long experience for PA, MD, NJ and parts of NY graduating seniors of high school (sometimes the failures tag along for the ride). The week is normally in the month of june. Usually consists of renting from the dirtiest run-down houses to up-scale condos for a week in NJ, DE, or MD beaches. The week consists of straight binge drinking of all different kinds of alcohol from Natty and Guinness to Vladdy-Stoli, as well as consuming (in various ways) cannabis. Random hookups criminal behavior, and disregard for anything and everything are simply unavoidable during this week. From the minute senior week starts, so does the loss of brain cells. Wake up with a shot and go to bed with a bowl and a brew. Wake up the next day and do it all again but better.
Some seniors end up doing a senior summer which is senior week but lasts the whole summer.
After Freshman year of college, the former seniors loved the week so much that they end up revisiting the beaches for round two or even three or four the following years.
Person1: Hey where are you going for senior week?
Person2: I'm going down to Wildwood in june.
Person1: Aw damn man, senior week is going to be extreme!
The condition of not caring, sleeping in, and having every day blend together during the summer. This condition has also been known to infect college freshman all year round.
MASON: Dude, I missed grad rehearsal again because I woke up at 1. What am I going to do?
BOBBIE: Grad practice is tomorrow, man. You've got serious summer reflux.
The Senior Scramble is a two part definition, it involves a man and a woman, generally both having low self esteems. The Senior Scramble term can be associated with two people first meeting their senior year then quickly marrying, or it can be two people who have dated for a long time and have given up on finding someone they actually like and have given up on happiness, then they end up getting married immediately after college. Watching two students marry who don't truly like each other is a complete joy. Whether it's because they just met and the pressures to be popular are too strong, or they've dated for years and realize that their personalities are junk and everyone else has been taken by the Scramble... Either way, the non-scrambles get a free party out of the wedding reception and a good laugh as the marriage ends in divorce or everlasting sadness.
A.) Kyle: You don't think that I am a part of the Senior Scramble do you?
Tim: Kyle, look at it this way, you just met her senior year and you only think she's a gem because all the others have been picked over. It's just like when you go clothes shopping for shorts at the end of the summer, all the good stuff is taken and they're desperate for someone to take the merchandise. It seems like a deal at the time until the season starts over again. Unfortunately you are a part of the Senior Scramble.
B.) Chris: Hi Andy! Did you hear that Erika and I are getting married?
Andy: No, but I assumed so. You're both way to desperate and ugly to find another person, welcome to the Senior Scramble!
|4.||Foothill Horizons Summer Camp|
The happiest place on earth. Made in the late 70s, this summer camp has never failed to bring a smile on any campers' face world wide. And we mean WORLD WIDE. By letting yourself come to this camp, you are allowing yourself to expand your "horizons" and develop your social skills in this Miwukian land of adventure and fun to develop yourself into the awesome person you shall become. To be continued...until you come here.
Camper 1: Wow, I just expanded my "horizons" at Foothill Horizons Summer Camp.
Camper 2: Why did you just make air quotes with your fingers?
Senior at High School: I just got accepted to UC Davis! Thanks Foothill Horizons Summer Camp!
The week-long party that all Baltimore, MD senior high school graduates (and some others) attend where you are throughly introduced to all the things you will have in college: bad beer, cheap vodka, random hookups, old weed. Truly the best beginning of summer. Normally the first or second week in June.
O yea, I remember him. We went to his condo during Senior Week.
to constantly be in a state of fucked up. whether being really drunk or really high, go big or go home.
a term that was coined during senior week of 2008 in ocean city, maryland.
"i always stay sloppy."
"dude fuck being sober, this summer and every weekend after i'm going to stay sloppy"
Ocean City Beach Patrol: An organization of highly trained and skilled ocean lifeguards in Ocean City, MD. The OCBP is responsible for saving the lives of thousands of Pennsylvanians, Mexicans, and even some Western Marylanders each summer. OCBP guards are notorious for being in incredible shape and stealing the attention of the Senior Week girls, much to the dismay of the Senior Week guys. The OCBP consists of about 200 seasonal guards who patrol the beaches of MD, from Ocean City inlet to the Delaware line.more...
On a flat day, one will usually see the guards in a seemingly relaxed and unaware state. This is a common misconception due to the fact that the guards on the OCBP are so good at scanning that they can scan in their sleep (and do.)
On big surf days, the guards are typically standing for a covering guard, or are on the sand themselves, participating in a rescue, cover, or medical emergency.
OCBP guards are mostly natives of cities other than Ocean City proper, with a large portion of the guards hailing from Salisbury University and Indiana University of Pennsylvania. A notable portion of the OCBP is Canadian, with a few guards even hailing from the former U.S.S.R.
The guards communicate from stand to stand with the ancient navy art of semaphore. Semaphore consists of sending messages by holding flags in different positions, like sign language. All guards on the OCBP are proficient in its usage and can send and read faster than you can or ever w...