A class of people who hold the wisdom of the world. They are often seen giving advice to idiot kids who always refuse to follow it and then end up falling on their faces before the figure out that with age comes a bit of wisdom.
The senior citizen told the teen to pull up his belt and stop showing your nasty booty
, or you'll never get a job.
A person who lacks basic motor skills and the ability to hear, drive, stand up straight, walk, think clearly, or provide basic financial support for him/her self. Suffers from TMB
Damn, that retarded kid sure acts a lot like a senior citizen.
i'm a senior citizen i can't drive for my life. oh wait there's somebody behind me why don't i just cut them off cause i earned my drivers license all of 6 million years ago and i can barely see over the dash board.
get out of my way you gosh darn hoodlums. ups there's nobody behind behind me or at least i can't see tem cause i'm blind. here i go!!!!!
When a person places their hand in a bowl of water thus allowing it to become wrinkly before they proceed to masturbate.
After watching Cocoon 1 & 2, Siskel & Ebert felt that the gaiety of the subject matter expressed throughout the film was well deserving of more than a two thumbs up but, a five finger Senior citizen.
A euphemism for "old person"
Senior citizens get discounts whenever they go to the movies.
a set of rims that are 30 inches or higher. also known as charles barkleys
Gucci Mane-Fuck Friends"07 'Lac Truck Sittin On Senior Citizens"
Gucci Mane- Tall Rims"H2 Hummer Sittin On Charles Barkleys."
I am sooo old.. I am El-Der-LEE!!