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Grammar Anti-Semite
Like a grammar nazi, they have no tolerance for bad grammar. Unlike one, they cease to do anything about such bad grammer.
The passive form of their more infamous counterparts.
The passive form of their more infamous counterparts.
Grammar Anti-Semite by Ponky Poo July 28, 2011
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semicest • seminese • Semite Lushes • semiterry • semitery • Semitish • Smitesh • Smites Worst Player • sumitesque • anti-Semitism
Semite Lushes
The minions of the all powerful, luscious deity Devonè. They appear from the shadows and prepare assholes for penetration for their master. If they please their luscious lord he will let them dine on his sexual scraps. They're true origin and names are not shrouded in mystery, they are known as the Foot-soldiers of Fuck.
Dude if you ever see a bunch of little fiends coming out of the shadows, you clinch your butt and run as fast as you can, the Semite Lushes are on the prowl and no one escapes the Foot-soldiers of Fuck
Semite Lushes by Suns_Out April 20, 2013
semitasking
Semitasking is what we are actually doing when we think we are multitasking. A robot multitasks. We talk while we burn the pancakes.
Paying distracted attention to three things for fifteen minutes doesn't equal full attention for five minutes to each of three things.
Semitasking gives the illusion of versatility and a sense of accomplishment without the results of either.
Paying distracted attention to three things for fifteen minutes doesn't equal full attention for five minutes to each of three things.
Semitasking gives the illusion of versatility and a sense of accomplishment without the results of either.
Willfully semitasking on the drive to work, she had to retrieve her lipstick from her sinus cavity after running into the car stopped in front of her.
semitasking by 3ric October 22, 2008
anti-semitism
One of the myths regarding anti-semitism that has been perpetrated on the world is that only jews are semites. This is totally inaccurate.
If one looks into the history of the word ‘semite’, it has to do with a language group and no more.
The semitic languages are: Arabic (spoken in all the Arab countries and in many moslem-majority countries because it is the language of the qur’an), Amharic (spoken in Ethiopia and Eritrea, the lands once known as Abyssinia), Hebrew (spoken in Israel), Aramaic (spoken by the Chaldeans of Iraq and some catholic and maronite christians) and Syriac (spoken in various parts of Syria and Middle East).
Incidentally, according to most linguists, Abraham, the mythical father of Arab jews, spoke Aramaic not Hebrew.
Above all, we must remember that the monotheistic jewish-christian-moslem trilogy is a semitic heritage, that is, what the Arab world is today.
Christianity is a jewish sect. Islam is a judaeo-christian religious doctrine and is a continuity and complement of the legacy of semitic monotheism but zionist propaganda portrays islam as the enemy of judaeo-christianity.
According to the sacred scriptures of the monotheistic judaeo-christian-moslem triad, jews and moslems are cousins, that is, semitic jews and semitic moslems.
If one looks into the history of the word ‘semite’, it has to do with a language group and no more.
The semitic languages are: Arabic (spoken in all the Arab countries and in many moslem-majority countries because it is the language of the qur’an), Amharic (spoken in Ethiopia and Eritrea, the lands once known as Abyssinia), Hebrew (spoken in Israel), Aramaic (spoken by the Chaldeans of Iraq and some catholic and maronite christians) and Syriac (spoken in various parts of Syria and Middle East).
Incidentally, according to most linguists, Abraham, the mythical father of Arab jews, spoke Aramaic not Hebrew.
Above all, we must remember that the monotheistic jewish-christian-moslem trilogy is a semitic heritage, that is, what the Arab world is today.
Christianity is a jewish sect. Islam is a judaeo-christian religious doctrine and is a continuity and complement of the legacy of semitic monotheism but zionist propaganda portrays islam as the enemy of judaeo-christianity.
According to the sacred scriptures of the monotheistic judaeo-christian-moslem triad, jews and moslems are cousins, that is, semitic jews and semitic moslems.
An ashkenazi jew of Indo-European roots is not a cousin of a moslem, jew or christian of semitic roots, since those who expanded in the world were not jews, nor christians, nor were moslems; what expanded in the world was the respective religious doctrines of semitic peoples.
We are in the 21st century of secular values; the colossal zionist propaganda distorts religion with ethnicity, to hide the colonial anachronism.
Now that ashkenazi Indo-Europeans, Caucasians, Slavs, etc. - that is, the non-semitic, have converted to a religion that comes from the semitic civilisation, that does not make these Indo-Europeans, semites.
Sure they are jews but they are not semites.
The Israeli is not an Israelite
As you can see, anti-semitism has been transformed by zionists and today means anti-ashkenazi.
We are in the 21st century of secular values; the colossal zionist propaganda distorts religion with ethnicity, to hide the colonial anachronism.
Now that ashkenazi Indo-Europeans, Caucasians, Slavs, etc. - that is, the non-semitic, have converted to a religion that comes from the semitic civilisation, that does not make these Indo-Europeans, semites.
Sure they are jews but they are not semites.
The Israeli is not an Israelite
As you can see, anti-semitism has been transformed by zionists and today means anti-ashkenazi.
anti-semitism by Sincere semite July 6, 2023
Smitesh
A beautiful, funny, kindhearted person, who loves to have fun and go wild. A Smitesh loves to look great every second of the day and is average height. A Smitesh loves to hang with friends and would do anything for them.
Smitesh by Anonymous292930 June 1, 2019
Raging Semite
A Jewish man's nickname for his penis and/or erection. Considered to be largely an ironic term, as anyone who is familiar with Jewish penises knows they are remarkable only for their LACK of size and firmness.
Dan: Hey baby, want me to introduce you to my raging semite?
Naz: That's disgusting. No.
Dan: So you're saying you're an... anti-semite?
Naz: That's disgusting. No.
Dan: So you're saying you're an... anti-semite?
Raging Semite by Marbury965 May 6, 2011