when you rent a house and the hotel across the street (constantly being shook down or "shot up on the block") and there are hookers (atleast 6) who are having a orgy in the shower after a crack deal. Usually spawning a crackbaby with infectious disease. (ex. aids, cancer, radiation dick, or some shit like that)

Tall, intelligent, semi-funny, solitary, but not emo, and Canadian, Seth is someone who watches a lot of anime and reads many books to the point of breaking. Not the best looking type of guy, Seth is shy when it comes to romance, despite being able to mentally create it perfectly. All he needs is a little confidence to talk to girls, and he could get a girlfriend with a little work. Quite literate, someone who has the right word for each situation or will spend time to find one that works and is even writing a book. Has a select group he sticks with who accept him for who he is, and make the occasional joke at his expense. Faithful, someone who isn't a sex addict, and wouldn't just use and lose a girl, Seth is someone who would like a long lasting relationship with the right girl, should she enter his life. Not the best at video games, he has fun with friends and enjoys himself. Seth is also someone who is a bit of a band geek and isn't afraid to admit his faults, but can admit too much at times. Seth is also a non-believer and not associated with any religious or nonreligious groups, making him neutral. Enjoys music thoroughly and can't get music out of his head at any given time. All in all, Seth is a nice guy looking for a relationship, but needs the confidence to go and get one, and enjoys reading with select music, playing games, and watching anime. He hopes to find a nice girl with similar interests who appreciates him for who he is.

lez-bee-on-ist
Origin:
2002-2003; Middle English Lesbi-honeste; (Originally introduced to the English language in late 2002, early 2003, by the semi-famous artist, designer, and illustrator Jay Miles Griffin (Known amoung the art community of the Eastern United States as Griffin-Jay) < Latin Lesbi ( us ) Lesbi-honest (< Greek Lesbihonestus equivalent to lesb-honorable ( os ) lesbeh + -honest adj. suffix) + -ly; (defs. 2, 4) alluding to poet Sappho of Lesbos, whose verse deals largely with her emotional relationship with other women in an honest manner of speaking.

adjective
1. of or pertaining to female inhabitants of Lesbos being honorable in principle, intentions, and actions; upright and fair with the same sex when pertaining to females; an honest lesbian.

2. (usually lowercase) of, pertaining to, or characteristic of female homosexuality in showing uprightness and fairness: Lesbi-honest dealings.

noun
3. a female inhabitant of Lesbos who also happens to enjoy a healthy diet of fur burgers and bearded clams.

4. (usually lowercase) a female homosexual who may or may not be in denial about her desire to ravage Jay M. Griffin's awesometasticabulous meat rocket.
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Flaccid from overuse. Shriveled and semi-erect penis, typically due to too much sex.

This person also indicated as traditional hotness in women is looked down upon, well this is because none of the hipster women are hot; they're more like the girl who sat in the corner and read, while wearing polka dotted dresses and had the bad acne. (There is nothing wrong with that, I encourage intelligence in women, but putting down women for being hot is a sign of jealousy and insecurity, which we all know transcribed into the modern day hipster.) Let's not forget most of the males who deemed these women as unattractive (You know, swimsuit models and such) never had a chance with them in the first place. So now they proclaim the female hipsters are refreshingly unique, independent, and beautiful for their minds and beauty as an excuse to date plane janes with granny sweater fetishes.

This lack of success with the female gender transcribes into sexually confused, spineless effeminate males smoking the disgusting tasteless cigarette known as "Parliament cigarettes" while secretly wishing it was a cock in their mouth, due to their failure to develop any real game, and

hang out with a crowd of semi-lesbian bisexual women and men in an effort to get laid. After many nights of Pabst blue ribbon and reading books they don't comprehend, they hold hands together and go back to their apartment for bisexual sex. Men on men and women on women action, not knowing the reasons why.

A gay ass nigga that is cocky as hell but is always right, he sucks at Xbox and many other things but is usually very athletic. He is probably a gay mother fucking skate boarder, but all the girls want his D. Also a verb that can replace 'sex' in a sentence to keep it secretive. He usually hangs out with semi popular kids and is very talented. If you try to make him your bitch he will beat you down. Overall a very smart douchebag, that will make you sound stupid 47.3456787657654665% of the time.

"Just the tip"... but in the butt.