its like having sex, but really short. It involves penetration, but its not really long enough to class it as actual sex. It could be caused by someone interupting, a man with very low stamina, anything...
-What happened with you and james last night?
-we got interupted so it was only a semi-pork.
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To fantasize about the purchase of a luxury item or expensive gadget that realistically you can't afford. Especially relevant if you have been discussing the item with a friend in a serious or semi-serious manner.
"Hey Man you going to get that huge TV you were talking about?"
"Nah Man, I was just Pork Sword Dreaming"
The physical act of fellatio.
Often used in a comical fashion.
Also commonly used semi-jokingly when it is clear that you are not going to get sex, and oral sex is probably out of the question too - however worth a shot in a comical way.
verb form - to pork snorkle,
adjective - pork snorkling,
noun - pork snorkler.
She is such a pork snorkler. Meaning, she sucks alotacock.
How about a pork snorkle?
the condition when a said individual is wearing the pants commonly reffered to as "track pants" and contains a semi-erect penis, usually the aftermath of a full-force hard-on, induced mainly by male influences., looks "sloppy" as it flops around with the loose pants, very noticable and very disturbing. originated in Ontario by a one "yomar" when describing this condtion, original comment "hey, you know that guy SLOPPY BONER CARL!?"
"eww, dude, look at that guys sloppy boner, dude get some jeans"
"omg.... how am i gonna cover this old girl up......"
shit, people are gonna notice, i am so pwnd"
"PORK CHOP SANDWICHES"
Not quite the full "Bobbit"
AAAGH!!!! Put that "fucking knife down bitch" "You nearly had me nad's off".
"Doctor please could you sew me pork sword back on".
Sorry dear i know you caught me in bed with with your sister, mother& granny but please don't take my willy off.
a word that discribes the difference between incest and semi incest
dude you sick fuck how can you stick your pork sword in your sister.
hey incest is cool but its better when its with my mother.
still i cant beleive you ghoited your sister you gay ghoite.
I agree with another definition:
I also know half-smokes as "somewhat spicy smoked sausage(s), usually made of pork and beef." But, I know them as very small about half the size of a normal breakfast link, (which would make it a horrible nickname).
I remember half-smokes from my Elementary School Lunches as a kid.