| 1. | semi-boner | ||
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When ones penis is no longer erect, possibly either after blowing ones load, or just losing an erection. A semi-boner is often used for playfully slapping ones friends in the face while they sleep for a hilariously good time. To try and piss my friend off, I got a semi-boner and helicoptered it around in his face.
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| 2. | semi boner | ||
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When your erection is only semi, it does not go all the way. This is actually more embaressing than a true boner because people think you 'cannot get it up' HAHHAHAHA LOOK PHIL HAS A SEMI BONER OVER CHARLOTTE!
ITS PROBABLY OVER JOHNNY CAUSE ONLY HOMOS GET SEMI BONERS! |
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| 3. | Twizzler Syndrome | ||
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When a guy's cock is semi-hard but won't stay up, like a twizzler. A twizzler is hard and biting into it, they are very chewy; however, they won't stay straight up when held out, they slowly fall over. Girl 1: Did you and Jared finally hook up?
Girl 2: Yeah but he could only get a semi. He had twizzler syndrome. |
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| 4. | semi jimmy | ||
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semi erect penis, not rock hard but not flaccid
i usually wake up in the morning with a semi jimmy
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| 5. | semi | ||
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the in-between state of a limp dick and a usable hard-on. can be on the way to hard, on the way back from hard, or never allowed to get more than 60% (+/-) hard. many a young man learn to hide their semi with text books after day-dreaming in class
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| 6. | semi erect penis | ||
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The point where ur penis is kinda hard and ur excited but still have ur pants on. You might be dancing with some fine slut and she'll feel a little bump comin through and grind that shit like she's fuckin got an itch. Guy 1: Shit man, i got a semi erect penis when i was dancing with her.
Guy 2: Did she grind that shit like there was no tomorrow? Guy 1: Nah she only likes nello and his big bulge. |
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| 7. | half a hard on | ||
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1) self explanatory- a half hard penis. 2)a dummy, a half wit, can't think clearly 1)I got so drunk I couldn't play "hot dogs and doughnuts"with my girl with a half a hard on. 2)that half a hard on is still paying into social security.
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