Top Definition
Keys drenched in semen.

Verb. (making semenkeys)
When you place semen on keys and use it in a lock
McGuyver couldn't open the lock, so he dropped his pants and made semenkeys. It still didn't work so he put the keys in the fish tank and gave them to his gay son for christmas.
by chadfacedbear May 11, 2010
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