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22.
Waylon Smithers: "I don't think women and seamen go together, sir
C. Montgomery Burns: "We know what YOU think, Smithers".
REAL men don't eat quiche - or semen...
by contlogs August 20, 2003
 
23.
1) Already mentioned.
2) A very common male name in Russia. Sometimes guy's last name duplicates first name with postfix "ov". It's not associated with spunk in russian.
Cum here for lunch, Semen Semenov.
by Antispark April 23, 2008
 
24.
A fluid which sperm swims in.
That gay person eats semen
by anon August 18, 2003
 
25.
A sailor
Back in WWII I used to be a semen...now I just put it on my wife's ass.
by D Wray December 11, 2003
 
26.
tie dye shit that comes out of your dick
holy shit, my semen is tie dye!
by Manishguy March 10, 2005
 
27.
boybutter
Tony squirted boybutter on Kelly's immense, white, pasty, whalelike tummy!
by KB October 08, 2003
 
28.
Men who work on the sea; sailors.
There's seamen lying everywhere!
by The Orange Puppet November 15, 2003