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Cock-Snot, Millions of tiny babies floating around ready to penetrate that pussy and hit the eggs. Or just hold it in your mouth.
Me: Dude, did you hear Colton ate his Semen?
Johnny: Yeah it tasted like salt...
by SkeeEEeettTTer11 July 27, 2012
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A fluid which sperm swims in.
That gay person eats semen
by anon August 18, 2003
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Back in WWII I used to be a semen...now I just put it on my wife's ass.
by D Wray December 11, 2003
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Waylon Smithers: "I don't think women and seamen go together, sir
C. Montgomery Burns: "We know what YOU think, Smithers".
REAL men don't eat quiche - or semen...
by contlogs August 20, 2003
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1) Already mentioned.
2) A very common male name in Russia. Sometimes guy's last name duplicates first name with postfix "ov". It's not associated with spunk in russian.
Cum here for lunch, Semen Semenov.
by Antispark April 23, 2008
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a computer company that makes many many WHITE computers. located in atlanta GA
i drove by semens the other day to pick up my new WHITE computer.
by dilbaid84583 June 07, 2009
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Excuse me Reverend, I have semen in my butt
by Charles Pratt August 18, 2010
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