englert (in'gl-urt) adj. 1.Morally disgusting and sickly pervertd person. 2. see phedophile 3.Physcopath, one who gains pleasure from humilating others 4. A dickless trisexual(see animal lover) 5. Disgrace to all males 6. One who sucks there own penis 7.(n) A complete basket case with no friends 8.(n) A peson hated by his own family,shameless beyond believe, somone loathed by all human beings. 9. Child molester, one who kidnaps little girls and rapes them 10.(adv) something done to show off your jackassness 11.A phedophile or infant molestor. 12.a place that resembles a gay male club. 13.the hideout of a child molestor. 14.A ducebag 15.A sperm slut 16. One who drinks his own semen. 17. Mr. Englert. 18.(n) Surg. Something used to remove semen or sample semen from a male testicle.19.(v)to rape someone much younger then you. 20.(v)to drink semen.21. A fag without a father. -englertly -englerted.

*(This word is extremely difficult to define it could be used in manner with generally all sickly perverted things or things involving the drinking of male semen.) It can be further emphasized by adding a J or james. ex jamesenglert, jenglert.

Pellew the name of a homosexual who enjoys numerous shlongs being injected into numerous holes in ones body. A pellew is also the act of drinking goat semen. A pellew is probably the biggest asshole you will ever met.

When friend A passes out drunk with their mouth open, friend B deposits semen in the open mouth of friend A. Friend A wakes the following morning and notices a cottony-textured subtance in his/her oral cavity.

Crystalized semen on a woman's breasts after receiving a pearl necklace

The act of 2 Caucasian males taking home a girl and 1 male treating her to rough sex whilst the other male watches and masturbates whilst playing FIFA 2010 simultaneously. After both males have ejaculated (adds to the drama if this can be at the same time but doesn’t have to be) they each wipe a dollop of semen on the girls forehead (it is advised the male treating the girl to rough sex pull out and blow on the girls stomach for ease of grasping a dollop). Once this process is complete both males will start acting like they are in a Snoop Dogg film clip.

when a man ejaculates on a woman's face, then throws a handful of lucky charms on it. The semen acts as glue which allows the lucky charms to stick to the face.