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n. A type of especially salty delicacy (think Ritz crackers) topped with drops of male sperm secretions. These exclusive yet delicious treats can be purchased at the local prostitute corner or at fine retailers such as Radio Shack or Pet Smart.
Only a fine dose of semen crackers served with pineapples can satisfy the immense appetite of a transvestite.
#sperm cakes #cum treats #skeet poofs #jizz nuggets #nut cookies
by hobo_feces December 28, 2008
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