1 - during oral sex, after the man deposits his steamy gunk on the woman's (or man's) face, he uses his testicles to rub the cum all over the face, making sure every square inch is covered

2 - also during oral sex, but instead the load is held inside the mouth while the balls are licked/gargled

when one man wraps his scrotum(ballsack) around another mans penis, and that man has sex with his sackwrap.

When a man ejaculates all over somebodys face & then procceds to defecate diarrhea all over the semened face & then when the semen & diarrhea are all mixed up making a lightish brown chocolate looking like color you punch them in the nose really hard making their nose swell up like a cherry. & tada you have a Hot Cherry Sundae. & if you want you can dip your testicles in that big mess on their face & create Hot Cherry Sundae w/ Nuts!.

Semen, specifically watered down semen because of too much sex or the overheating of the male sex organ(s).

Semen that contains no live sperm. Sterile men and men who have had vasectomies shoot dogwater.

garmuc:

–noun

1. a worthless piece of cloth, especially one that is used to wipe semen on

Pronunciation: "GAr-mUK"

Garmuc is the word "cum-rag" spelled backwards. Many young men use socks, dish towels, t-shirts or what have you for this purpose. Often times it is easier for one male to say to another "I left my garmuc out!" instead of "cum rag".

Quagsire are quite care-free and relaxed, and so typically swim without paying much attention to their surroundings. Because of this, they tend to bump into boat penis. Once a day, when the moon is full, wild Quagsire collect round objects like balls and swim to Blue Moon Falls, where they attempt to shoot the balls to the top of a penis with their Jizz Gun attacks to see who can launch their jizz the highest, with the apparent target being the anus. The day after, the objects float downstream and are considered to be blessed with luck from the Quagsire.

Quagsire live in extremely clean bodies of semen. The presence of Quagsire in semen is usually an excellent indicator that the semen is very safe for consumption.