1 - during oral sex, after the man deposits his steamy gunk on the woman's (or man's) face, he uses his testicles to rub the cum all over the face, making sure every square inch is covered
2 - also during oral sex, but instead the load is held inside the mouth while the balls are licked/gargled
Josh: Holy shit im about to blow!
Sam: Wait I don't wanna swallow this time. I wanna feel it all over my face, give me a Nutty Royale.
Charlie: Dude, my balls got all jizzy last night.
Ian: Another guy's?!
Charlie: Nah, gave some girl the nutty royale.
Ian: Oh i see
when one man wraps his scrotum(ballsack) around another mans penis, and that man has sex with his sackwrap.
That guys balls wrapped all the way around my dick while i fucked it until till i gizzed into his sackwraps
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When a man ejaculates all over somebodys face & then procceds to defecate diarrhea all over the semened face & then when the semen & diarrhea are all mixed up making a lightish brown chocolate looking like color you punch them in the nose really hard making their nose swell up like a cherry. & tada you have a Hot Cherry Sundae. & if you want you can dip your testicles in that big mess on their face & create Hot Cherry Sundae w/ Nuts!.
Man 1: I saw this homeless man asleep by my dumpster in the alley by my house so while he was unconsious I ejaculated on his face, took a wet, slimy, diarrhea dump on his semen covered face & then to top it off I punched him in his nose hard as fuck making it swell up like a cherry! & then to make it worse I put my balls all over it! It was a fucking Hot Cherry Sundae!!
Man 2: Eww Wow.....thats pretty fucking gross.
Man 1: Haha yea what can I say, Sorry Dad.
Semen, specifically watered down semen because of too much sex or the overheating of the male sex organ(s).
He fell asleep with his balls out and now all he can do is testicle water.
Semen that contains no live sperm. Sterile men and men who have had vasectomies shoot dogwater.
That porn stud has come so many times today his balls are filled with nothing but dogwater.
1. a worthless piece of cloth, especially one that is used to wipe semen on
Garmuc is the word "cum-rag" spelled backwards. Many young men use socks, dish towels, t-shirts or what have you for this purpose. Often times it is easier for one male to say to another "I left my garmuc out!" instead of "cum rag".
"Dude, my mom did my laundry and found my garmuc!"
Friend: "Holy shit balls batman, that thing probably stood up on itself -- she is totally going to cut your internet off!"
Quagsire are quite care-free and relaxed, and so typically swim without paying much attention to their surroundings. Because of this, they tend to bump into boat penis. Once a day, when the moon is full, wild Quagsire collect round objects like balls and swim to Blue Moon Falls, where they attempt to shoot the balls to the top of a penis with their Jizz Gun attacks to see who can launch their jizz the highest, with the apparent target being the anus. The day after, the objects float downstream and are considered to be blessed with luck from the Quagsire.
Quagsire live in extremely clean bodies of semen. The presence of Quagsire in semen is usually an excellent indicator that the semen is very safe for consumption.
Jim: WOW! a quagsire in my semen? I must be clean!
Jim: Jen looks like you can drink up!