Senator Armstrong 

THE most based individual of all. Has good goals like ending war and the military-industrial complex, and believes in people being able to choose their own destiny, while also experimenting on children and using war as a business to end war as a business at the same time.

Regretful Voter #573792: Man, I wish I voted for Senator Armstrong rather than two senile old men

Senator Armstrong by Tax Evasion & Fraud March 29, 2022

Senator Steven Armstrong 

Senator Armstrong is a senator that has nanomachines that could've gone pro if he didn't join the navy.

Senator Steven Armstrong is sexy

Senator Steven Armstrong by sexymf99 July 3, 2022

Senator Armstrong 

U.S. Sen. Steven Armstrong, the most based politician to ever live. He played college ball at the University of Texas, not some cushy Ivy League school, and he could've gone pro had he not joined the navy. He isn't one of those beltway pansies; he could break the president in two with his bare hands. Don't fuck with this senator!

Senator Armstrong is fuckin' based.

Senator Armstrong by Darth EEEEEEEEEEEE July 20, 2022

Senator 

A worthless person who contributes nothing to society, they think they deserved to be called honorable, however they are really just leeches of free healthcare and govt benefits when they have plenty of money so that they really don't need either.

Tom: Well Maria just took another week off work because she just felt like going out to dinner and having people kiss her ass.

Ed: Maria is such a fucking senator.

Senator by MrHobbes69 June 27, 2014

Semenator 

One who emits ridiculously large amounts of semen after sufficient stimulation to his manhood. Does not mean he has a large didgeridoo or is immune to the feared premature ejaculation. Not too much is known about semenators...

Don't you love it when a huge load bursts all over onto your face? Good god I love semenators!

Semenator by LeFreddy September 2, 2010

Shermanator

A sophisticated sex robot sent back through time to change the future for one lucky lady.

I am the Shermanator. You have been targeted for Shermanation.

Shermanator by Major Miner June 1, 2007

shit-fart separator 

The shit-fart separator (AKA shitfart separator) is the muscle inside your colon, just above your bunghole, that is responsible for separating shits from farts. Usually a dormant muscle, the shit-fart separator is often only noticed if it's repeatedly squeezing and churning when one has diarrhea. The work of a healthy shit-fart separator usually results in dry farts.

I had bad diarrhea, and my shit-fart separator was in overdrive.

My shit-fart separator failed me and I accidentally sharted a little in my underwear.

shit-fart separator by Flambo Blumpkin February 14, 2008