Yer da sells the Avon

Scottish insult: "Your father is a representative of the Avon company"

The peak, the maximum, the be-all and end-all of humiliation. The ultimate insult of one's self, one's family and one's dignity. Consider all hope lost in your life if this is said to you. Use sparingly against enemies.

"Yer a tit"

"Fuck off pal, yer da sells the Avon"

*kills self*

Yer da sells the Avon by purefanny565 August 29, 2016

seleste 

Beautiful girl who is not sure what she wants in life but she knows where she is going. She isnt noticed as much as she should be,but she doesnt care because soon her prince charming will come riding in from the sunset. She is the best kind of friend to have and her smile brightens the room. If you have a seleste, treat her the best you can

Seleste Beauty with big brown eyes

seleste by doitfortheviiiiinnnnneeeee November 9, 2013

Selasi 

A wonderful person who can make any body smile in their saddest moment, A person who brightens up th day with on their presence

1. ''I have a Selasi in my life''
2. On a rainy day, a Selasi would be lovely too be with.

Selasi by YaPanda October 25, 2017

Seagrams Citrus Orange Seltzer Water 

A drink only liked by a few people. It is a mixture of orange soda with water. At first taste, it tastes like orange soda but then disappears into the softness of water. This gives you a half and half taste and kind of teases you to want orange soda and water. It makes you feel light headed in a way from the rapid changes in taste. Why dont you just drink water? or Orange Soda?

Guy 1: Yo have some seltzer water

Guy 2: Alright let me try it *Seagrams citrus orange seltzer water*
Guy 3: Yo that stuff is literally disgusting!

Guy 1: Dude! Its literally delicious!

Guy 4: That stuff is nasty dude

Guy 2: Yo let me try it *takes a sip*. Yo it tastes like orange soda and then water its not that bad. *a few sips later*. Yo this is nasty. *pours away the seltzer water*

Guy 3: The Guy 1's in the world would be devastated seeing you do that

Guy 1: Yo but that seltzer water tho

Seagrams Citrus Orange Seltzer Water by Seltzerwaterchugs December 17, 2013

Setskies 

Being ready, pumped, and good to go!

"Hey Bro! I'm setskies, lets go to the movies!"

Setskies by Mr.Muffin From Da Island November 9, 2012

Handjob Seats 

The back row in a theater, sports arena, or church. Since they're often dark and secluded, they're theoretically the best place to get a handjob, without being seen by some fuckwipe.

Joe: Duuuuuuude we should've gotten our tickets way sooner- we're stuck in the back row.
Bob: Ha says you - me and my girl always wanted handjob seats.
Joe: Oh yeah? I'm gonna sit in the third row. Whatever seat I sit in is the handjob seat.

Handjob Seats by Fedora Jack March 26, 2016

crib sets 

Shoes made to be worn in the house. Usually made from such fabrics as corderoy. Back can be folded down for slip on effect. See Debo from Friday for additional reference.

The only place i wear my crib sets out is walmart.

crib sets by HBeezyIC June 14, 2010