self-serving friend

An individual who is only your friend to use you for their own personal gain and is magically not around when you actually need a friend. Also known as selfish and a bitch.

Wow, you know Jessica, we should have seen right through Rebecca, she is such a self-serving friend; she only wanted to be friends with us so she could pass bio lab.

self-serving friend by Good Friends United January 15, 2009

self-serving 

Working to benefit one's self at a time when one should be working to benefit others.

See job security, legislator, lawyer, and conflict of interest.

self-serving by Downstrike May 21, 2004

self-serving 

to accommodate oneself to point where they're violating another's space & things

Somebody who is self-serving has no regard for other people.

self-serving by Gerard Irick September 20, 2011

self-serving 

n. The act of masturbation.

Tom: So what happened to you last night?

Bill: Well, I couldn't get any action last night so i had to end up self-serving myself.

self-serving by CerberusC24 August 27, 2007

Self serving egotistical fuckward 

Human who is really really selfish

-So Garbencius prase siust darbus?
-Ne bet as nusiunciau nes kzn vistiek neturim gi pazymiu ir cia tik 6sav liko mokytis
-oho Zilvi you are self serving egotistical fuckward

Self serving egotistical fuckward by Gabrys May 13, 2020

Selfperving 

selfperving is where you like to look at pictures or videos of yourself over and over again looking at them in detail.

Person 1: "I just can't stop watching this video of me climing a tree!"
Person 2: "omg, your selfperving so much latley"
Perv perving pictures selfie selfobsessed

Selfperving by Awk0coco January 30, 2016

Selfperving 

selfperving is where you like to look at pictures or videos of yourself over and over again looking at them in detail.

Person 1: "I just can't stop watching this video of me climing a tree!"
Person 2: "omg, your selfperving so much latley"
Perv perving pictures selfie selfobsessed

Selfperving by Awk0coco January 30, 2016