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selfarazzi 

Someone who takes selfies for the purpose of catching a picture of someone conveniently in the background.
Ever notice how every selfie this chick has conveniently catches someone in the background like she only took that pic to catch Johnny cheating on his gf.

I know she is a total selfarazzi.
selfarazzi by BrandtJohnson February 28, 2018

self par 

When someone inadvertently makes a fool of themselves or makes an obvious mistake.
I just messed up that mix totally, what a self par.

Oh man! I just totally forgot that blates fact, I've just self parred myself there.
self par by block rocker February 25, 2010

selftard 

A selfish bastard who cares only about his own comfort and is ignorant to other people's needs.
He lavishes himself in expensive clothes, while his son wears rags. His girfriend has to drive a clunker, but he demands to use his parents mercedes. Damn, What a selftard!
selftard by twisted english May 25, 2014

selfarazzi 

selfarazzi: a person that is so totally absorbed in themselves and/or their cellphone/smartphone/photogear that they take numerous pictures of themselves in all sorts of places and situations. They become their own, personal paparazzi photographer, following themselves all over the globe, photo device in hand, pointed with the taking lens at themselves.
The ultimate goal of a selfarazzi is to post their work on any media that is available, thinking that the person with the most views, or "hits", will win the ultimate prize. Striking oneself while being a selfarazzi enhances the results.
Devices used would include video gear as well, where the selfarazzi would have a continuous look at themselves on a never ending loop. videographer
Pictures, or video taken with the aid of a mirror also fall under this definition.
Dude, quit being a selfarazzi!
selfarazzi by scrydad June 1, 2014
He's doing well with his Selfare
Selfare by yuba gurl July 8, 2014

selfharm 

Selfharm is doing shit to yourself like cutting and that kinda shit. The people who do it its most of the time because they wanna feel pain and not think about anything but that pain.
I do selfharm because I dont wanna think, only wanna feel.
selfharm by NoOneWillCare February 10, 2019