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When your future self goes back in time and kills you against your will. This is different from suicide because it's against his of her own will. It's also different from homicide because it consists of one person. Very complicated.
Police officer- "So, you tried to commit selficide huh?"
Doug- "I'm telling you my future self is a crack head!"
Future Doug- "Where I come from, crack is used on a daily bases!"
by rhutch February 28, 2008