Selfbooker

A very selfish person who befriends you in all the Facebook aps (fishville, farmville, cafe world, etc), and never sends gifts to help you out.

Someone you send gifts to all the time in Facebook aps, and they never return the favor.

I sent Jerry a gift in farmville last week, that selfbooker never sent me one back.

Dude, dont send Raquel any more mystery boxes. That selfbooker wont send you anything back.

I need to build up my farm, but these selfbookers aren't helping me out!

Selfbooker by cheeks1128yahoo February 5, 2010

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Selfboopitization

When a girl named Carissa won't let you smash because she's classy. So you have to go home and make yourself cum.

Been doing a lot of selfboopitization because Carissa won't let me hit that.

Selfboopitization by Nodude November 8, 2017

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selfboozled

Same as bamboozled but you set the trap yourself.

I selfboozled when I tried to prank my flatmate by farting in his room but forgot I had diarrhea.

selfboozled by Cooope December 23, 2017

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How bout dem knicks?

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.

Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?

How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005

Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

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Power Couple

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.

I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.

Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012

Word of the Day on June 7, 2026

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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