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1. Hollister Co.
Hollister Co. is one of the best stores ever. All of you people who think that you have to know how to surf in order to wear the clothes from Hollister Co. just need to shut up. Anyone can wear those clothes whether they know how to surf or not. Oh, and the whole "everyone is a preppy ass bith who shops at Hollister Co.!" Uh, no. Not all of the people who shop at Hollister Co. are preppy. I think that Hollister Co. is one of the greatest stores. No, I don't surf and hell no I'm not a prep. Okay?
onegirl: ooh look that girls is wlaking out of Hollister Co., I bet she can't surf
othergirl: yeah what a loser, she needs to get her preppy ass self out of here
onegirl: I know! I am sick of all these effing preps!
othergirl: Yeah, her preppy ass can't even balance on the surfboard so she has NO right to be shopping at Hollister Co.!
2. surf lessons
the act of teaching your self to surf with invisible surf boards.
"dude i was taking surf lessons yesterday day and my invisible surf board smashed me in the head."
3. Poser-Basher
A poser basher is someone so absorbed with there own image of cool, that they believe anyone who attempts to try the activity the poser basher is good at, must either be hardcore about it 110% or is a poser, and should therefore be ridiculed. Yes there are posers out there, but not everyone that say, "goes surfing once a year" or "wears a certain type of clothing is a poser, and if they are, who cares, only the poser basher. (perhaps the poser basher is really inside the poser him-(or her)self.) If you love something why not be happy for someone who tries that very thing, even if only so they can feel a small part of what you feel enjoying that activity. the majority of the people that say surf, or rock climb, or skateboard, or snowboard, ski, or whatever activity could care less whether your a poser or not, there out there doing there own thing.
Im sure you come across poser-bashers everyday. im not pointing fingers or anything, just saying my piece. But seriously everyone, give the new kids a chance, if someone's having a hard time on a tough problem, or just can't send a wall, or cant paddle out through the surf, or even if they just have the tools, but just dont know what to do with them, go help them out, dont just sit back labeling them, that type of behavior does'nt help anyone out, if you love a sport or activity, introduce others to it, share the love.
but hey thats just my piece.
a. The poser-basher ridiculed anyone who had a hard time surfing, or even just couldnt paddle out through the surf, labeling them a poser.
b. "Look at that kid trying to campus that 5.10 wall, what a poser." (Speaker = poser-basher)
c. SITUATION
kid- "I love surfing clothing, but i don't surf.
poser-basher- "Your such a poser"
kid- "I would start though"
poser-basher- "shut up poser"
WHAT works better
kid- "I love surfing clothing, but i don't surf.
other-"you should try it sometime"
kid-"I want to but its hard starting"
other- "Everythings hard to start, man next time your at a good beach with waves, go down to the surf shop, rent a board, get out there, just paddle out behind and out of the way of a lineup, be respectful, watch the guys there, watch what they do, maybe even ask for pointers, but don't expect them to babysit you, after you have a good idea about it try on a few small waves. You'll either love it, or you won't. but get out there and try"
4. the unknown chargers
the unknown chargers are a group of bodyboarders who live in sydney australia. they made a self titled video obviously called "the unknown chargers". they are called the unknown chargers coz they are sick bodyboarders but they arnt famous. someone who is given the title "unknown charger" whilst you and your mates are out in the water, it means he is a sick bodyboarder chargin all the gnarly waves n shit but fucken no one knows who he is and yous wonder y coz hes so good
Tommo: ben did you cunts make a dvd?
Ben: yeh lad we called it the unknown chargers
OR
(you and ur mates out on an epic day of surf)
Tommo: whos that cunt hes fucken sick
Ben: hes a fucken unknown charger!
by benjohnson Apr 29, 2005 share this
5. ego surf
To google one's own name or nickname, in hopes of finding a large number of highly placed hits.
"Poor Jim. He's been ego surfing, but when he looked up his name it said 'Results 1 - 100 of about 103,000,000 for jim brown. (0.57 seconds)'"
6. poser-basher
A poser basher is someone so absorbed with there own image of cool, that they believe anyone who attempts to try the activity the poser basher is good at, must either be hardcore about it 110% or is a poser, and should therefore be ridiculed. Yes there are posers out there, but not everyone that say, "goes surfing once a year" or "wears a certain type of clothing is a poser, and if they are, who cares, only the poser basher. (perhaps the poser basher is really inside the poser him-(or her)self.) If you love something why not be happy for someone who tries that very thing, even if only so they can feel a small part of what you feel enjoying that activity. the majority of the people that say surf, or rock climb, or skateboard, or snowboard, ski, or whatever activity could care less whether your a poser or not, there out there doing there own thing.
Im sure you come across poser-bashers everyday. im not pointing fingers or anything, just saying my piece. But seriously everyone, give the new kids a chance, if someone's having a hard time on a tough problem, or just can't send a wall, or cant paddle out through the surf, or even if they just have the tools, but just dont know what to do with them, go help them out, dont just sit back labeling them, that type of behavior does'nt help anyone out, if you love a sport or activity, introduce others to it, share the love.
but hey thats just my piece.
a. The poser-basher ridiculed anyone who had a hard time surfing, or even just couldnt paddle out through the surf, labeling them a poser.
b. "Look at that kid trying to campus that 5.10 wall, what a poser." (Speaker = poser-basher)
c. SITUATION
kid- "I love surfing clothing, but i don't surf.
poser-basher- "Your such a poser"
kid- "I would start though"
poser-basher- "shut up poser"
WHAT works better
kid- "I love surfing clothing, but i don't surf.
other-"you should try it sometime"
kid-"I want to but its hard starting"
other- "Everythings hard to start, man next time your at a good beach with waves, go down to the surf shop, rent a board, get out there, just paddle out behind and out of the way of a lineup, be respectful, watch the guys there, watch what they do, maybe even ask for pointers, but don't expect them to babysit you, after you have a good idea about it try on a few small waves. You'll either love it, or you won't. but get out there and try"
7. l & m
l & m, usually capitalized, L & M, is a sign-off in an e-mail wishing the person you are e-mailing Love and Mercy. It originated from Brian Wilson of the Beach Boys' message board where people would write their messages and then sign it with Love and Mercy, eventually abreviating it to L & M. It refers and pays homage to Brian Wilson's song of the same name off of his 1988 self titled, critically acclaimed album on Warner Bros. Records.
You are so right, listening to Brian sing "Surf's up" acapella, just him and his keyboard, on you tube was truly like a genuine religious experience. He is undeniably an angel sent from heaven~one of God's most beautiful gifts to us all...
L & M,
Diane
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